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Nairobi, Kenya – 4^th June Innovative AI-driven technology brand TECNO today announced that it is strengthening its already close relationship with the Confederation of African Football (CAF) by becoming the Official Global Partner of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations, Morocco 2025 and TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations, KE- UG – TA 2027, bringing its “Stop at Nothing” spirit to the continent’s fans for years to come. The announcement follows TECNO’s successful sponsorship of the tournament in 2023 when it became exclusive smartphone sponsor for the event.

TECNO’s role as Official Global Partner and Official Smartphone and Exclusive Partner in the Smartphone category enables the company to further extend its “Stop at Nothing” brand promise by deepening its engagement and enhancing its visibility. The brand also benefits from additional media and social media activation rights that will enable it to better connect with young people, share the joy of football, and nurture a shared spirit of daring and progress.

The Vice President of Transsion Holdings, Benjamin Jiang said: “This renewed partnership is a testament to the deep trust and shared success we’ve built with CAF. In our previous collaboration, we witnessed how football ignited passion and inspired dreams, and how AI-powered smart technologies became powerful tools to connect and empower millions across Africa.That’s why this partnership goes beyond the game—it stands as a symbol of ambition and a platform where young people can shine, united by an unstoppable spirit of progress. It reflects our shared vision of harnessing AI-driven innovation to shape a brighter future for Africa. This renewed collaboration marks a significant milestone in TECNO’s journey forward.”

In addition, TECNO will continue its Dream on the Field Renovation Campaign in cooperation with CAF, launched in 2024. The philanthropic initiative aims to bring more empowerment to African football through technology and to foster youth engagement by improving access to quality playing fields in underserved communities, reflecting TECNO’s enduring “Stop at Nothing” ethos.

Véron Mosengo-Omba, CAF General Secretary, said: “TECNO’s longstanding support for football in Africa has had a meaningful impact on the development of the sport. As the highest-profile football tournament on the continent, the Africa Cup of Nations symbolizes passion and the achievement of life-long dreams, resonating with young people’s hope for the future and spirit of exploration. Deepening this partnership will help to ensure that AFCON 2025 and 2027 reach new heights of excitement to delight football fans.”

The partnership represents a milestone for TECNO in further strengthening its emotional bond with younger generations by empowering them to achieve more possibilities, building on its position as a leading brand among the entire African continent through its imaging technology, product performance and design aesthetics.

For any related media queries, please contact pr.tecno@tecno-mobile.com

About TECNO

TECNO is an innovative, AI-driven technology brand with a presence in over 70 markets across five continents. Committed to transforming the digital experience in global emerging markets, TECNO relentlessly pursues the perfect integration of contemporary aesthetic design with the latest technologies and artificial intelligence. Today, TECNO offers a comprehensive ecosystem of AI-powered products, including smartphones, smart wearables, laptops, tablets, smart gaming devices, the HiOS operating system, and smart home products. Guided by its brand essence of “Stop At Nothing,” TECNO continues to pioneer the adoption of cutting-edge technologies and AI-driven experiences for forward-looking individuals, inspiring them to never stop pursuing their best selves and brightest futures.

For more information, please visit TECNO’s official site: www.tecno-mobile.com.
The rejuvenation of Hip-Hop music has been visible across Africa in terms of sound evolution, more diverse styles and unique voices, and newer stories and perspectives. But it’s still redundant in proper representation of some of its contributors—the women in the genre. As popular as this issue is, it won’t remedy itself without intervention from the industry, fans, and the media.

For this week’s Zikoko coverage of women in pop culture, we introduce ten female artists who’re popping with the Hip-Hop art form, from Nigeria across Africa to the rapping African babes in the diaspora.

Reespect (Nigeria)

As you discover Reespect‘s music, keep in mind that you’re getting raps with soul. Human emotions and fragility laid down at her mic check. Although Reespect’s music connects primarily in reflection when noises are dead, and the party’s over, jams like Jungle, Twinkle and Hotline highlight her unboxed artistry.

Rosa Ree (Tanzania)

I found Rosa Ree, a Bongo Flava rapper, on my radar after watching her on the 2020 BET Hip-Hop Cypher. Her single One Time is a message and shot sent through the rung of the Tanzanian music industry that women also exist in Hip-Hop. Staying true to her voice and image, Rosa Ree takes a clear stance on I’m Not Sorry (2023). Aside from discussing women’s experiences in her music, she’s skilled to go bar for bar with any challenger. Peep her latest In Too Deep (2024) to catch in her emotional bag.

Elisabeth Ventura (Angola)

Elisabeth Ventura is also among the rappers I watched at the 2020 BET Hip-Hop Cypher, and what stood out to me were her switchable flows and breath control. Her music concept prides itself on femininity and her natural hair. In 2023, she teamed up with Cage One to release a collaborative album titled “King Raising a Queen,” on which she explores various sounds like Afropop and Drill and showcases her singing abilities.

SGaWD (Nigeria)

If there’s a popular word to describe the energy that jumps out of SGaWD‘s music, it’d be “hot girl.” Her sound selection, wardrobe choice and choreography are proof of that. Since she left her legal career and released her debut EP “Savage Bitch Juice” (2021), she wields her art form as a unifying tool of comfort, sexuality and the female experience. SGaWD’s music is experimental and the nuanced details of her romance and sex life are enjoyable flows on her list of singles including POPSHIT, Boy Toy, Dump All Your Worries On the Dance Floor and Juicebox.

Eno Barony (Ghana)

Accessible wordplays, punchlines, storytelling and versatility are the major components that make rap music pop. Eno Barony has all these and has distinguished herself with them. Songs like Wats My Name and Argument Done prove she’s battle-tested. Her women-focused “Ladies First” album exemplifies her hit-making and braggadocious abilities. With significant music awards like the 3Music Award and African Muzik Magazine Awards, Eno Barony sits in conversations with the best rappers in her country. [ad][/ad]

Eno Barony may not be a familiar name outside of Ghana, but she’s held down the Ghanaian rap scene as strongly as her male counterparts. Get familiar.

FEMI ONE (Kenya)

Straight out of Nairobi, FEMI ONE’style of Hip-Hop style sports, humourous and fire-breathing bars, football references and fun production. From being one of the first female rappers to win the best rapper award at the AFRIMMA 2022 to performing at Boomplay’s Boomfest 2024, FEMI sets herself aside as a wavemaker in Kenya’s music scene. Are you looking to hear something different and fierce in African Hip-Hop? Her albums “Greatness” (2021) and “Dem Kutoka Mwiki” (2023) will serve you.

Ami Yerewolo (Mali)

Ami Yerewolo is a conscious artist: check her album titles and lyricism. Gender equality and the fight against violence and oppression are messages in her music. In 2014, she got significant attention with her sophomore album, “Naissance” (meaning “Birth”). The album is considered the first female Malian rap album, and it cemented her as the first female Madinka rapper. Since then, she has made her third and fourth albums, “Mon Combat” (meaning “My Fight” (2018)) and “AY” (2021). In 2018, she also started a festival called “Mali a des Rappeuses” (meaning “Mali has female rappers), giving a platform to younger female rappers on that side of the world. She remains consistent, giving her voice to African rhythms and social causes.

Maryama Cham (Gambia)

Maryama Cham is a rising, diverse artist and activist from Gambian. When she’s not doing soul music or mixing Gambian traditional elements or Reggae, she’s rapping about societal issues like female genital mutilation, climate change and human trafficking. We don’t see a young, cool musician conscious of her world and generations-deep in her ancestral history.

ZuluMecca (South Africa)

If you call ZuluMecca a rapper’s rapper, you aren’t wrong. Her grasp on conscious messaging, braggadocious lyricism and emotive topics is outstanding. Get Mecca on boom-bap beats; she’ll deliver head-knocking performances. Put her on trap, alternative or any sound, and it’s a toast for that instrumental. If you’re searching for soulful raps with street confidence and fashionista swag, ZuluMecca says yo.

Pongo (Angola)

Although Pongo was born in Angola, she lives in Portugal. Her music is hip-hop perfectly blended with Kuduro (Angola dance music), pop, dancehall and electronic dance music. With a sensitive voice and passion for African stories and her diaspora experiences, Pongo invokes impressive and breathtaking sounds.

Honourable mentions:

Odeneho Cannella (Ghana)

Freda Rhymz (Ghana)

thellO (Nigeria)

Deto Black (Nigeria)

MonaQueen (Nigeria)

Patty Monroe (South Africa)

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The Boston Celtics were crowned the 2024 NBA Champions for the 18th time on Tuesday, June 18. The Celtics ended a 16-year drought by beating the Dallas Mavericks 106-88 in Game 5 of the NBA Finals at TD Garden in Boston to end the series 4-1. The Celtics sealed the season with an emphatic win which saw Jaylen Brown awarded the Bill Russell NBA Finals Most Valuable Player (MVP) award. Brown averaged 20.8 points, 5.4 rebounds and 5 assists per game throughout the NBA Finals. Celtics’ forward Jayson Tatum finished with a double-double and game-high of 31 points, 8 rebounds and 11 assists.

In celebration of the NBA Finals, NBA Africa hosted four NBA Finals Watch Parties in four different cities on the continent. Fans from Lagos, Nigeria; Nairobi, Kenya; Johannesburg and Durban, South Africa gathered to watch Game 4 of the finals that saw the eventual champions lose to the Mavericks going into Game 5. In their numbers across the four cities, fans engaged in various activations playing NBA2K, basketball arcade games and taking part in various photo opportunities.
A new year means a new direction for many believers.

For those who’ve set goals to express more gratitude, Spotify has crafted playlists with songs that express the essence of salvation. If you’re trying to be more prayerful, these playlists will ignite the prayer warrior in you too.

Praise and Worship

This playlist is 80 songs long, featuring Nigerian artists like Kent Edunjobi, South Africa’s Christina Shusho and the U.S’s Maverick City Music. A perfect balance of home and abroad gospel jams.

On Bended Knees

This playlist is long enough to take you through a five-hour prayer session. May the good Lord answer our prayers.

Aseda

Before the Yorùbá in you translates “aseda” to mean “creator”, know that it also means “gratitude” in Twi, a language spoken by the Ashanti in Ghana. That’s what this playlist is about. It’s made for you if you’re looking to explore gospel music from the Gold Coast.

Redeemed

A mixed all-African playlist featuring gospel artists like Lanre Teriba (Nigeria) and Malcom Rue (Uganda) and secular acts like Mr Eazi (Nigeria) and Khaligraph Jones (Kenya). This playlist recognises the faith-based perspectives of everyone; it’s a proper deception of “everyone is welcome to the fold.”

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As Africa slowly enters the global comics and animation conversation, it adds another major win in Iwájú, an animation series produced by Kugali Media in partnership with Disney.

Kugali Media’s Iwájú is one of the projects the Walt Disney Company announced on its Investor Day in 2020. Yup, you probably didn’t know about that. But there’s more to know about this coming animated series.

What’s Kugali?

The company started as Tao of Otaku, in 2015 as a podcast. Two years later, it morphed into Kugali (Swahili for “to care”), a website and YouTube channel with arts, gaming, comics and animation content. In 2018, the co-founders Hamid Ibrahim, Tolu Olowofoyeku and Olufikayo “Ziki Nelson” Adeola narrowed its focus to producing African comics and animations. Kugali has since produced original comics like Iku, Oro and Mumu Juju and the latest Iwájú, an animated TV series co-produced by Disney Animation.

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Kugali and Disney’s fateful meeting

All it took for Disney to notice what Kugali’ got was a brazen statement by Kugali’s co-founder Hamid Ibrahim (VFX artist on The Lion King) in a 2019 BBC interview. He said, “We’ll beat Disney’s ass.” Interestingly, Disney reached out to work with Kugali for Disney Plus. This relationship birthed the project initially set for release in 2022. But it took additional two years to come out due to release schedule changes.

What’s Iwájú about?

Iwájú is a Yorùbá word for front or forward. It’s an animated story about class and inequality. It focuses on two friends living in futuristic Lagos; Tola, a rich island babe, and poor, self-taught tech-guy Kole who lives in another part of Lagos (seems like the mainland) and their investigation into the dark sides of their two worlds.

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Production

Iwájú is produced by Christian Chen of Disney Animation and written by Halima Hudson and Tolu Olowofoyeku. Nigerian composer Ré Olunga handled the film score. Kugali’s co-founders Ziki Nelson, Hamid Ibrahim and Tolu Olowofoyeku are also the film’s director, production designer and cultural consultant respectively.

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Voices of Iwájú

Iwájú is voiced by Simisola Gbadamosi, Sinister Soetan, Femi Branch, Dayo Okeniyi (The Hunger Games and Emperor) and Weruche Opia (I May Destroy You, High Desert and Sliced). The cast was assembled by Nigerian actress Kemi “Lala” Akindoju.

L-R; Femi Branch, Weruche Opia and Dayo Okeniyi

Release date

Iwájú will debut in the U.S. on February 28, 2024 on Disney Plus. The release date for Nigeria and other select regions will be announced later. African and Nigerian stories finding a home on the global screen will always be a delight.

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Iwájú: A Day Ahead

Iwájú: A Day Ahead is a special documentary about the series development and production process, and it’ll also come out the same day the series debuts. It’s produced by Walt Disney Animation and ABC News Studios.

Disney Animation and Kugali's #Iwájú, an all-new series, starts streaming February 28 only on #DisneyPlus. pic.twitter.com/3INR67poAN
— Disney+ (@DisneyPlus) January 22, 2024

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Two decades before it became known as “Afrobeats”, women have been there, contributing to contemporary Nigerian music, its artistry and culture.

Here are some interesting things you didn’t know about the most instrumental women to the development of Afrobeats as we know it today.

Weird MC

When Weird MC arrived on the scene, she came rocking a shaved head and oversized street urban wear. Her 1996 debut song, Allen Avenue, was released with a video, making her the first Nigerian artist to do so. She won the first-ever AMEN award for Best Hip-Hop Album (Simply Weird) in 1997 and was the first Afrobeats artist to make an animated music video (Ijoya, 2005). This woman is the coolest since cucumber.

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Sasha P

Sasha P is another Afrobeats woman who has accomplished many “firsts”. She was the first Nigerian woman to perform at the World Music Awards in 2008 and was awarded Best Female Artist at the Women in Entertainment Awards in the U.K. the next year. In 2010, Sasha P won the MTV Africa Music Award for Best Female Artist. We’re grateful she spent the money for her SAT forms on a studio session. Sacrifice like that is why she’s still recognised as the First Lady of Nigerian Hip-Hop.

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Efya

The Ashanti singer might’ve gone viral after her Don’t Judge Me cover in 2013, but before that, there was her Irene & Jane era which came from her first music deal in 2011. Ghanaian artists who’ve won Best Female Vocal Performance at the Ghana Music Awards four times back-to-back can be counted on one palm. Efya has been there, done that.

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Waje

Did you know the female vocals on P-Square’s Do Me and Banky W’s Thief My Kele are Waje’s? Apart from being one of the strongest R&B vocalists in Nigeria, she runs a film and TV production company, Hermanes Media — producers of She Is (2019) — with fellow singer, Omawumi. Women making money together >>>>>

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Goldie Harvey

Goldie was cool. So cool, only Lady Gaga could touch her when it came to style. The late singer lived her name, with golden hair and all-gold-everything accessories.

Plus, it wasn’t popular when she came on the scene in 2009 with Yorùbá-infused pop music. Her unique style laid the template for the women after her.

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Tiwa Savage

Way before Kele Kele Love, Tiwa Savage had a degree from Berklee College of Music, backed up famous OG singers like Whitney Houston, Mary J. Blige and George Michael, and wrote for Babyface, Fantasia, and Monica. In 2018, Tiwa Savage became the first woman to win Best African Act at the MTV Europe Music Awards. And don’t forget Tiwa Savage is the woman who performed at the coronation of King Charles III in May 2023. Her CV >>>>>

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Simi

She started off as a gospel singer. If you were there when Ara Ile (produced by Samklef) dropped, you know what I’m talking about. Her Restless EP was her final crossover to Afrobeats music in 20xx. Today, her catalogue is stacked with seven solid music projects. Simi is also a sound engineer with crisp music mastering and mixing skills. She engineered AG Baby’s first album, Gold.

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Tems

As a budding recording artist, having money issues isn’t unfamiliar. Tems began producing her own songs when she couldn’t drop a bag for production, and her vision didn’t align with most producers. For the Broken Ears is proof of her production skills. She handled 90% of it. Tems is also the first woman to win Best International Act at the BET Awards (2022) and the Nigerian with the most entries on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. She’s HER, and she knows it. Can we really blame her for taking all the space and attention when she pulls up at functions?

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Ayra Starr

Before Don Jazzy came across her music in 2020, Ayra Starr was a model signed to Quove Model Management. You should see her killing her role as video vixen in Eri Ife’s Dear Future Wife music video. Ayra’s story is proof that people don’t just appear on top, they’ve been grinding on the low.

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These women aren’t just Afrobeat musicians; their uniqueness and self-application have contributed immensely to the movement.

To learn more cool things about what more Afrobeats women are up to, this Spotify website got you.
African animation is enjoying a breakthrough this 2023, showcasing some of our finest talents to the world on platforms like Disney and ShowMax. Netflix’s first original African-animated series launched in July too. We celebrate these power moves and the opportunity portal they’ve opened for many African creators.

While we anticipate more progress, we look at some of the best animated pictures African cinema has produced in 2023 so far.

Kiya & The Kimoja Heroes

This pre-school series is about a trio of best friends: Kiya, Jay and Motsie. They wield their music, dancing, martial arts and high-tech tools into formidable superpowers whenever they need to defend their community, Kimoja. Kiya and the Kimoja Heroes will have little kids thinking they’re tougher than Rambo with the flexible movement of the animation, sharp picture and bright colours.

Supa Team 4

This is Netflix’s first original animated series from Africa, which debuted in July 2023 to wide acclaim. Supa Team 4 is a Zambian neo-futuristic children’s series focused on the adventures of four schoolgirls trying to save the world from doom. It gives Nickelodeon Junior vibes, but its vibrant animation, storytelling and setting make it a fresh watch.

Garbage Boy and Trash Can

This Ridwan Moshood-animated superhero epic, Garbage Boy and Trash Can, brings the watchers into a world where everything is valuable, including garbage. In July 2023, it became the first Nigerian-made animation on Cartoon Network. The show is creative with its characters, pushing the watchers’ imagination to see inanimate things as extraordinary with live-action and hybrid programming.

Kizazi Moto: Génération Feu

Kehinde Bankole, Lillian Dube, Nasty C and Florence Kasumba voice characters in this animated short film series. You’re in for a futuristic Africa in Kizazi Moto, so if you like 3D animated actions, advanced tech, aliens and monsters, you’d love this.

Ajaka: Lost In Rome

This 2D animated series comes from the stable of Spoof Animation. It follows an exiled Alaafin of Oyo as he fights to escape slavery under a gladiator in Rome and return to the motherland.

Aau’s Song

Aau’s Song is the ninth episode of the Star Wars: Visions Volume 2. It brought the galaxy to Korba, a planet that mirrors South Africa. A little girl called Aau has singing abilities that can purify lightsaber crystals. With its sharp drawing, highlight effects, you’ll love this.

Mikolo

Mikolo is a children’s animation and live-action film by Niyi Akinmolayan. It’s about two kids who became friends with a magical bird after their curiosity led them into a mystical forest. Though it focuses on the kids, parents can learn from it about mending broken relationships and working hand-in-hand with other parents to raise their kids.
Ghanaian music has evolved a lot over the years. We had the VIP era, with Ahomka Wo Mu and Two Women (with Tony Tetuila), in the early 2000s. The mid-2000s introduced us to R2Bees, with Kiss Your Hand, and the azonto dance craze, thanks to bangers from Sarkodie and Fuse ODG.

With artistes like Amaarae, Black Sherif, King Promise and Kwesi Arthur building up massive fan bases across the world, we’ve decided to look at some of the new school artistes putting their stamp on the scene and continuing the legacy of the icons who came before them.

Yaw Tog

What do you get when you take a cup of black coffee with two scoops of pre-workout and half a can of your favourite energy drink? Chaotic adrenaline, for sure — which is more or less what you get listening to Yaw Tog’s music. At just 19, the Kumasi-born rapper has helped introduce Ghana’s version of drill music — asakaa — to the world. Delivering bars in his native language of Twi, you don’t have to understand Yaw Tog’s music to feel gingered to take on the world.

You should listen to: His 2020 breakout single, Y33gye, when hitting the gym or looking for extra energy to fight capitalism.

Moliy

Moliy is no stranger to Nigerians who love good music. Getting her big break on Amaarae’s global chart-topper, Sad Girlz Luv Money, Moliy has since collaborated with everyone from BOJ to Ogranya and producer, P.Priime. Features aside, Moliy holds her own on solo projects, proving that she’s more than just a chorus girly.

You should listen to: Her 2022 EP, Honey Doom.

SuperJazzClub

Nothing beats live music, and as someone who’s seen and felt the energy SuperJazzClub brings to the stage, I can confidently say they’re the real deal. With nine members, a number that rivals some famous K-pop groups (BTS only has seven members), SuperJazzClub is bursting at the seams with talent across vocals and production. The creative mix is evident in the music they’ve put out since their 2020 debut EP, For All the Good Times. Their rave-like performances have built a cult following outside Ghana, with fans worldwide (including me) ready to shout “Flash”, as soon as their 2021 smash hit, Cameras, comes on.

You should listen to: Paradise off their 2023 compilation, ACT 3.

Baaba J

There’s no denying that Baaba J is one of the most exciting voices out of Ghana right now. Making a major entry into the scene with her 2020 debut EP, Lumumba St, Baaba J introduced herself as an artiste who’s comfortable knowing she doesn’t fit in. “I have no exes. I have no dresses. I’m a geek,” she declares on Tomboy, a standout track from the EP, before reminding everyone that, tomboy or not, she’s still the girl who can easily “pull both sexes”.

You should listen to: Her latest single, Ole.

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Fameye

Listening to Fameye is like having a spiritual experience. Leaving his early rap days behind for a more high-life-leaning sound, Fameye has established himself as one of the most versatile artistes in Ghana, who’s not afraid to explore new territories.

You should listen to: His 2021 hit, Praise, and let his music minister to the deepest part of your soul.

Essilfie

If you’re looking for a lush and sultry mix of pop/R&B with a sprinkle of amapiano, then Essilfie is your girl. With a voice that would fit seamlessly into the 1990s era of Jill Scotts and Erykah Badus, Essilfie makes music for the baddies who know their worth and refuse to take shit from anybody. Her music is unapologetic and right in your face. Whether you get it or not, Essilfie is that girl.

You should listen to: KroKro Me from her 2022 EP, Tori’s Lounge.

Marince Omario

If you’re into no skips trap artistes like Pyscho YP and Don Toliver, then Marince Omario is the Ghanaian rapper you need to have on your playlist. Famous for creating his own genre of music , Marince combines trap, R&B and what sounds like nostalgic high-life, to make the distinct style he describes as “Fu”. With Manrice, you don’t know if you’ll get a club banger or a song to play in the background while you journal. But one thing’s for sure: you’ll have a good time.

You should listen to: Ramblers off his 2020 EP, Oblitey, while pre-gaming before a dirty Friday night on the streets.

Larruso

If Larruso was a Nigerian artiste, he’d be on the radio daily, with earworms you couldn’t possibly avoid even if you wanted to. Blending dancehall with afropop and a certain swagger that’s clearly innate as opposed to acquired, Larruso’s music holds your attention from start to finish. With a tested and trusted discography since his 2019 debut, he’s the captain of his musical ship and wants you to join him on his journey.

You should listen to: His 2022 EP, Sounds from the Slums, for the full Larruso experience.

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Apart from the Congo (whose official name is the Democratic Republic of the Congo), which other African countries start with the letter C?

What African country names start with C?

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There was a tweet going around about a guy that was almost crucified by his babe for messing up her non-stick pots.

Rookie mistake. There are many things that a woman’s love conquers, but using these six things? Just start looking for another partner.
1. Her Food
Even if she offers to feed you, say no. Have some bloody self-control.

2. Her Wig

If you’re considering using her ₦350k human hair to practice your TikTok and Instagram skits, drop it now. Drop it immediately.

3. The T-shirt/Sweatshirt she stole

What is she supposed to use to sleep at night or for quick errands? Adieu Papa t-shirt? Give her her shirt back.

4. Skincare Products

It’s the men that use it with no regard for me. Squeezing the tube like toothpaste. We support a man supporting his skin. But please, stick to Irish Spring if you don’t want to buy your own.

5. Hair Conditioner

Please when did men realise the power of conditioners and who told them?! Especially the beard gang group. Please and please, stick to your oils and Afro combs.

6. Jewelry

Men with piercings are the hottest, until the studs a babe ordered from Zara disappears. Then it’s wartime on these love streets.

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