1. When people start talking about how love is the greatest thing ever.
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Spare me, please.
2. When you see lovers holding hands in public.
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Must you?
3. When you open Twitter and you see someone in your dms.
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I’m not on seat!
4. When someone you’ve dated for only 5 years calls you ‘baby’.
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Who is your baby?
5. You, when someone says they have a crush on you.
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I feel nothing.
6. When you see your friends with their bobos.
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Forget love, fall for money!
7. When your ex calls and says they miss you a day after the break up.
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We never dated. I don’t know you.
8. When you finally say yes to your 8-year toaster, he’s like:
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“She said yes!!!”
9. You, when someone tells you ‘I love you’.
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I love youtube.
10. You, when you see lovers write love story on Instagram.
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You disgust me!
11. When your friends are heart broken and come to you for consolation.
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Jesus will help you ma.