1. When you’re with N1000 and you hear the conductor shouting at someone else for giving him N500.
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Yawa don gas today!
2. When the quiet person beside you suddenly shouts “Praiseeeee daaa Looorddd!!!”
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This is too much headache!
3. How everyone looks at you when you pass your bus stop.
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”Sister, you been dey sleep before?”
4. When you’re already late for work and the bus decides to break down.
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I am finished!
5. When you’re sitting beside the conductor and his armpit is in your face.
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That stinks bruuuhhhh!
6. Some small boys in danfo be like: “Sistah, can I know you beta?’
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You think we are mates abi? I don’t blame you!
7. When you forget to collect your N900 change from the conductor.
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Kuku kill me!
8. When the driver is bent on driving everyone straight to hell.
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Please sir, this is not Fast and Furious o!
9. That rare moment when the conductor forgets to collect his money.
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Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner!
10. When the bus starts making funny sounds on 3rd Mainland Bridge, and the conductor says nothing is wrong with it.
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Oga, everything is wrong with it !
11. When one woman says you should lap her babies because “They’re your sisters.”
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No ma, I know my own sisters well!
12. When the conductor says the fare has increased to N150, but you have exactly N100.
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But it was N100 yesterday now!
13. You, when the driver says you should use the seat belt.
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I can’t even deal!
14. When you remember you have to to go through the same mess tomorrow, because you’re still ‘carless’.
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Choi! Baba God, do it for your girl!
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Bayo Omoboriowo