1. “Why are you vexing? Are you on your menses?”
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Yes I am, and so what?
2. “Ehn at least you are not pregnant”
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But who asked you?
3. “Didn’t you just see your menses last week?”
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Oga, are you helping me count it?
4. “Is it because of small period you are doing as if you want to die.”
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We are warning you for the last time
5. “It’s paining you? Pele, if you were a man now…”
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If I were a man I won’t be able to survive it, yes I know
6. Please stop talking about your period we don’t want to hear about it.
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Come on will you shut up your mouth there
7. “Wawu so you mean you will bleed for 5 days straight and you won’t die.”
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Don’t lie, we know you failed Biology in WAEC
8. “Pad is expensive? Why can’t you use tissue or cloth? Afterall what did our mothers use.”
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You why are you wearing clothes to work, wrap leaf around your body like Adam now
9. “Just period? Is that the only thing that’s doing you?”
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You that you don’t have a period, what’s always doing you.
10. “So it’s like every month every month?”
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Ehn ehn, it’s every year
11. Please if you are a guy, and you’ve ever been guilty of any of the above. Repent now.
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We are begging, please.