Easter is here, and even though we all planned to turn up and all, La Corona showed up and all our plans have changed now. No going out, no visiting people, no church services. Just what can one do? We came up with these suggestions.
1. Might as well pray with your family (if you’re with them).
Have a nice bonding time with them and enjoy the moment.
2. Cook something nice and enjoy yourself.
What else can one do in a lockdown situation?
3. Make Tik Tok videos.
All your favourite celebrities are kuku on it now. So, do all the multiple challenges on it and be happy.
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4. Or maybe stream a movie.
We hear that Miracle in Cell No. 7 is quite good. Why not see it?
5. You can also read a book.
Fiction, poetry, non-fiction, or 48 Laws of Power.
Are you aware of the robberies in Lagos and Ogun?
6. Or stand in front of your house to collect fresh breeze.
Wetin man go do?
7. And if everything else fails, just retire to your bed and sleep.
My dear, rest if your body needs it. Tomorrow is another day. You will try again.
Do you also say “Sachet tin tomato”? Then you should read this. Dear Nigerians, Can You Please Stop Saying These Things?