5 Things You’ll Relate To If You’re A First-Timer In Church

February 9, 2020

So you’re in a new area and you decide to find a church and fellowship with fellow brethren. It’s always a wonderful time, but there are also other things, especially if you are a first-timer. We made a list of them.

1. When you step in and the ushers lead you to a special seat.

As per first-timer.

2. The whole church taking stylish glances at you.

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As per, who is this stranger?

3. You, struggling with the hymn.

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Because in your church, they don’t sing that type of hymn. But you don’t want to look like a JJC so you scope it.

4. How everyone looks at you when the pastor says, “If you’re worshipping with us for the first time, please come forward.”

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Yes you, they are calling you.

5. You, when service ends and they give you a first-timer’s gift.

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Small chops, Pepsi, jotter and pen. Will I not be doing first-timer every Sunday like this?

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