We understand that everything in movies have to be drama raised to power 5, but you people should turn it down a notch before someone gets the brilliant idea to try this at home. Of course if it is a Nigerian home it can only end in premium tears.
1. Refuse to eat.
Is it even possible for a human being to see food and respond with “No”? Or should we go ahead and list “anger” as an effective dieting tool. Sense will not kill us.
2. Throw food away.
You have probably seen this scene before: Girl has a date with a boy, girl cooks up a storm and wears her Sunday best, boy does not show up because boy is moving like a cheat, girl gets angry and throws the whole food away. And we’re left staring at the screen asking “why?”. Is the food responsible for his rascal behavior?
3. Break everything on their table.
They do it especially when they have expensive gadgets on the table and with no hesitation. Zero respect for Macbooks and all the months Nigerians save to buy them.
4. Bang the door.
They storm off and bang the door so hard. In a house where Nigerian parents reign supreme this will be swiftly categorized treason and the offender will face the full wrath of a Nigerian parent.
5. Yell at their parents/Boss/People in authority.
Do this in Nigeria only when you are sure you have made peace with the Earth and are now ready to meet your maker.
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