9 Foods You Should Never Cook for a Person You’re Not Married To

January 9, 2021

Food plays an important in relationships. For many people, food is their love language, and for many others, food is a strong determining factor when they choose a life partner. So, to avoid “Had I Known”, don’t cook these foods for a person you’re not married to.

1. Pounded Yam

Pounded Yam | How To Pound Yam in Nigeria

Omo, it’s for your own good oh. Imagine pounding yam furiously for a man that will later tell you, “I just don’t think we have a future together.” Or a woman that will say no when you ask her to marry you.

Backbreaking labour wasted. God forbid abeg.

2. Ekpangnkukwo.

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You yourself, have you cooked something this delicious for yourself before attempting to cook it for a man or woman who is probably cheating on you? Until there’s a ring and an official document, let everybody patronise their favourite restaurants please.

3. Moi moi

Moi Moi (Moin Moin) Recipe: Nigerian Bean Pudding - Yummy Medley

You too, reason it: You’ll soak beans, peel it, wash it, take it to be ground, bring it back, add the condiments, measure it in tins, put it in a pot, and then wait for it to steam.

All for someone who hasn’t met your parents. Omo, may the labours of our heroes past not be in vain oh.

4. Ofe Nsala

Ofe Nsala Soup – Mary's Hut

Ofe Nsala. OFE NSALA for a person that has not talked marriage yet? Hmm. If it’s scratching your body to cook, why not open a restaurant???

5. Ogbono

Ogbono Soup (Draw Soup) | Low Carb Africa

This one is to save you from embarrassment oh. Imagine cooking ogbono that did not draw for a person you’re chyking or that is chyking you. That’s how your cover will blow and they will break up with you. You’ll now be that guy/babe that cannot cook ogbono.

We rebuke it for you.

6. Efo riro.

Spinach Stew (Efo Riro) - Chef Lola's Kitchen

You’ll cook efo riro and the person will start running after you and professing love. Small time, people will accuse you of washing bumbum inside the soup because why else are they running after you like you’re their oxygen tank?

Think about it.

7. Pap/Custard

We are not saying you should not prepare this one for them. But wait until you’re married and you live together. That way, if you make River Niger for them and call it pap, they will take it like that. After all, they promised to love you with all your flaws.

8. Pancakes

Pancake Gone Wrong - Food - Nigeria

Again, wait until you’re in the house oh. Cause your pancakes can turn to scrambled eggs and casala can impregnate wahala. You need to be sure that nothing can pursue you out of that relationship.

9. Semo

This one is for your own good. Semo is widely hated. You don’t want to inherit that hatred, so it’s best you don’t even near it at all, even when you are married.

A word is enough for the wise.

Here’s an interview we did with Semo recently:

Interview With Semo: “My Slander Is So Forced”

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