Even if you never seem to have light for long enough to cook beans, your electricity bills keep going up. How are Nigerians coping?
Two weeks of queueing up at fuel stations and Uncle Bubu’s media team has asked Nigerians to stop crying as if the heavens have fallen. Can it get any worse? Here’s everything you need to know.
Politicians are always dragging themselves through the gutter over “zoning” ahead of elections. We did a little digging and here’s what we found out:
President Buhari’s time is almost up and very soon, we will be saying hello to a new president. Let’s meet some of the people trying to replace our fave bad boy.
Twitter is back! That’s just a little reminder that 2023 is not as far as we think. So here’s a quick recap of four promises made to Nigerian youths in the 2019 electoral campaign.
And just like that, Nigerians are free from the shackles of VPN. Here are 10 funny ass memes that describe how Nigerians feel about the lifted Twitter ban.
On December 7, 2021, a truck was reported to have killed over a dozen school students in Lagos state.
Here’s everything we know.
Rivers State generated ₦15 billion from VAT in June 2021, but only got ₦4.7 billion, whereas Kano State generated ₦2.8 billion naira from VAT in June 2021 and got the same ₦2.8 billion naira it made.
This is allyou need to know about the VAT crises:
Anyone who has Nigerian parents will be able to relate to one or more things on this list. See below: 1) Lock the door and hide the key. “As long as you’re in my house, you’re not going anywhere.” 2) Roll on the floor and ask you to “kill them.” The award for best actor […]
Na church wey support us we go give offering.
As the #Endsars protests continue into the week, some protesters might be losing focus. We’ve heard reports of [some] bad behaviour among protesters. We the good people at Zikoko thought it right to remind us all of the dos and don’ts of a peaceful protest. Let’s begin: 1) No alcohol. Alcohol and good behaviour rarely […]
How do we start this? Let’s start with a random day: you’re in a car or a bus, on your way home from work. It’s late. You’re eager to get home, eat and unwind in front of your favourite Nollywood web series. It’s dark. The street lamps are dead (typical). You see the flashlights before […]
In case, you slept yesterday afternoon and suddenly woke up this morning, well, good morning. But a lot has happened. The Federal Government directed that all Nigerians should go to all the banks they have an account in and fill something called a “Self Certification Form”. They say the BVN, National ID, Voter’s Card, Drivers […]
Let’s start from here: Nigerian politicians have a history of fainting at court hearings and getting away with their bad behavior. So, we the good people of Zikoko came up with scenarios where you can also get away with this tactic in your daily life. Here are a few: 1) When your girlfriend catches you […]
Living in Lagos is stressful. Very stressful. It’s even three times more stressful under lockdown when you add the fear of getting robbed to the mix. Recently, some parts of Lagos have experienced a surge in crime rates and this has triggered a range of emotions in people. From sadness to anger, to helplessness. We […]
About a week ago, Kaduna State was in the news for a slightly hilarious event. This week, however, they are in the news again for a far more morbid reason. What is it this time? Various sources have reported the abduction of six schoolgirls and two staff of a private boarding secondary school – Engravers […]
The year was 2960. The country had not yet become a post-apocalyptic wasteland because, at some point, we took climate change seriously. No section of present-day Nigeria had broken off to form a new country. Yes, the unlikely happened. Everyone set aside their differences and came together as a united front. Across the nation, the […]
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A young insider’s look into the closed off world of Nigeria’s civil service.
Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in: