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Nigerian weddings are a nightmare, and since the government and the world recognize you as an adult now — and guys I mean people above 18 —  you will begin to get a lot of wedding invitations. How fun! Here are a few tips, so you don’t feel lost on what to do and how […]

There are certain things to consider when making a music video but if you are a Nigerian looking to make a music video, you can just disregard all those things and do these instead. There are a lot of things to consider when making a music video, here is a guide on how to make […]

There are men, and there are alpha males. One of the easiest ways for people to identify you as an alpha male is for you to do these nine things. 1) Never use an umbrella Alpha males allow rain to flog them like someone that stole meat from the market. It is emasculating for any […]

You’ve been wanting a friend for a while now, but don’t know how to make one? Well, here is a Zikoko guide on how to make friends. 1) Steal someone else’s friends Some people have already done the dirty work of helping people become a perfect friend. Just wait for the perfect opportunity and strike. […]

So your man is cheating, but you want to remain with him and don’t know how to do it? Never fear, here is the Zikoko guide to staying with a cheating man. 1) Take it to God in prayer Ask God to give you the grace to continue in the marriage. There is nothing God […]

Are you tired of waiting for a promotion that doesn’t seem to be coming? We get it, and that’s why we made this guide to getting one. 1. Work hard Work very hard. Show up at work before everybody. Do their work and yours too. You can even go on public holidays to show them […]

If you are part of the ‘’I want what Zikoko writers are on’’ bandwagon, then this article is 100% for you. It’s a short and easy guide to joining us.  1.Tweet your journo request every day.  Yes, this is step one. If you want to talk to people who have turned to yam and are […]

For some people, urgent 2k is not enough. Sometimes, they need an urgent one million. Well, before they would tell you it was impossible, but nothing is impossible for Zikoko. Here are six ways to become a millionaire overnight. 1) Dream How else will you become a millionaire overnight if you do not sleep? All […]

If you have ever considered getting into spoken word poetry and you did not know how to go about it, we are here for you. Just remember us when you blow. 1) Use burial music There is no spoken word performance without proper burial music. You might try to switch it up and use church […]

Do you have someone owing you money and they have refused to pay? They may also be dodging your calls and flexing on social media? Well, desperate times call for desperate measures so follow this guide to collect your money from all the onigbeses in your life. 1) Take their matter to the mountain Have […]

The typical Nigerian experience isn’t really complete without the education part of it; Going to school, getting punished and flogged, playing with friends and all that. Although after school, many people went home and watched Silverbird, some others went home and waited for their worst enemies; Lesson teachers. If you ever had a lesson teacher, […]

If you’re thinking of dating a gym rat, the best place to meet them is a gym.  If you go to the gym and see these extremely fit people, or even the gym instructor and all of a sudden you’re catching feelings. My dear, it’s dehydration, kill that crush because here are 10 things you […]

What differentiates a normal plant owner from a good one, are the things on this list. 1) The richer you are, the better Majority of all the good plant owners in the world have money. At this point, maybe plants are a new sign of wealth. Any person you know that has more than two […]

Are you tired of running this rat race, just to end up earning peanuts? We feel you, and so we’ve created this guide specially for you, so you can ask your boss for a raise. Don’t forget us when you’re doing giveaway. 1. First of all, know that once you start, you can’t back out […]

The Internet gives people a false sense of anonymity that makes everyone feel like they can act anyhow or say anything. Sometimes, moving mad like that will cause people to drag you from your nonexistent baby hairs. Here’s what to do if you’re caught in this situation. 1. Write an apology in your notes app. […]

If you have ever wanted to date a Nigerian woman that is very into Astrology, or you are dating one and do not want problems in your relationship, then this is the guide for you. 1) Set alarm for 11:11 This is so you can both manifest things together. A couple that manifests together, stays […]

One of the most thriving industries in Lagos is the restaurant industry, People are always looking for where to spend money when there is rice at home, in this economy? And on that salary? Anyways, here are a few tips on breaking into this industry. 1. Make sure it’s in a hidden location What’s fun […]

As a social media manager, you’re the reason why people know about a brand. You go out of your way to create schedules and engaging /creative content that keep people coming back to the page. Some are funny and know how to read the room, but some cough A*sos cough don’t. Anyways, here are some […]

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Prior to what the internet and that certain website say, sex can be very awkward. If there is one thing that can ease the tension, it is music. As we are in the business of being generous, we have complied 7 foolproof methods to help you create the perfect sex playlist 1.  Ask your father […]

Do you know what one of the most awkward things in the world is? Your friend comes up to you, handing you their phone to listen to their music while smiling hard, their eyes filled with hope and love so you listen but realize, it just isn’t good. Then they ask you, what do you […]

You have probably been looking for ways to understand online vendors and ways to maybe get them to respond on time. We got you. We know how it can feel to have your eye on an item only for the vendor to be playing tinko-tinko with your heart and emotions. I know I mentioned yesterday […]