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    Today’s session had me screaming “Aunty, it’s not everything you will overlook. please be honest with these people!”

    A quick rundown of the first couple’s session

    ObiEbi: I already told you this relationship is nothing but a walking red flag, and I can’t believe Aunty couldn’t call Obi out on his manipulative ways. This low key mirrors our society, in all honesty. 

    JayKech: A lot was left unsaid during their session, maybe because they would rather talk about important things off camera? I’m a bit worried about Nkechi changing herself to fit Jay’s spec, without her even knowing it. Jay has controlling tendencies he’s most likely suppressing because he’s on TV.

    Bolar :These two are here for different things. Bolanle really want things to work, but Arnold is here for fame and money. They always look perfect and ready to work on their relationship in the presence of Aunty, but a completely different vibe when they leave. Hmmmm.

    https://twitter.com/ChiKanmz/status/1232789383029370886

    RoKsie:  Aunty is really invested in these two oh. Rosie’s man is still asking her if she’d like to live with his family. This man is 33, what in the ghetto is this question please? Rosie is making effort to love Kachi sha. Rosie tried to kiss him last night, and that was a very awkward sight. Less of that dears.

    MiCherry: Cherry has stopped wearing “indecent” outfits because Micheal doesn’t like it. Well, Cherry has also gone to tell some women to stay away from her Micheal. These ones are just clowns, abeg.

    DoubleChris: ‪Chris wasn’t his top 3 choice in the love pad, but limited resources had him coupling with Chris. Now, what pissed me off was how this guy kept making reference to her looks, as if he’s Ryan Gosling. He kept saying “regardless of how she looks”. That was condescending.

    I’m really over Aunty and her couples session, please! But if you come back tomorrow, there’ll be more tea.

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    Aunty saved Jeriton from possible eviction:

    Yesterday, I told you guys Aunty was going to save one of the couples up for possible eviction. Well, day 17 came and Aunty saved Jeriton from eviction because they have synergy. Only God knows where Aunty saw this synergy.

    Aunty Ultimate Love Nomination Eviction

    Nominate me, I nominate you, God no go vex

    Watching Love Guests explain to why they nominated certain couples for eviction is top 3 annoying things in this show, and it ain’t 3. Nominate people for eviction with your chest dears, you owe no one an explanation, Urgh!

    Bolanle please alight from that Bolar bus 

    See, I’m tired of Bolanle and Arnold’s relationship. What kind of partner throws you under the bus in front of other Love Guests? The good thing is that Bolanle is also a tough cookie and she’s beginning to match Arnold’s energy: kpa du kpa give and take. I need her to dump his ass tho. He’s not even worth the trouble, abeg.

    Aunty Ultimate Love Nomination Eviction

    Aunty Pls help us scatter relationships that are not working

    Aunty is having a session with the couples tomorrow and I hope she will be as honest with them as possible. I mean, she’s told the girls how to dress modest, how to keep trying to make their relationship work, etc. but when will she drag these men that deserves to be dragged? Men like Obi and Arnold are manipulative and control freaks, and no one should encourage their women to keep trying. Less of that, ma’am. 

    Aunty Ultimate Love Nomination Eviction

    Personally, I want  a couple that’s genuinely ready to get married to win this show. A house, 5 million Naira, and all expense paid traditional marriage would go a long way! 

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    It’s day 16! Yesterday, we told you that six couples: ObiEbi, DavidPresh, MiCherry, IykeResa, Chivia and Jerriton are all up for eviction. However, Aunty took Jeriton and Chivia out for a task for a couple to get a chance of getting saved. We’ll find out who the lucky couple is later. That leaves us with five couples up for eviction in the Ultimate Love reality show. We move!

    Today, Prophet Koko will predict two couples that would most likely leave on Sunday and two couples that viewers would be happy to keep in the house.

    I’ll start with the ones who might leave Ultimate Love on Sunday:

    ObiEbi: Too many red flags in that relationship, and for Ebi’s sake, she needs to be home with people who love her enough to rescue her from that manipulative Obi. It’s bad enough that he has isolated her from the few friends she has in the Love Pad. By the time you add emotional abuse and body shaming to the list of things Obi does to her, you’ll join me in sending this couple home ASAP.

    https://twitter.com/ekiloui/status/1232042925221187587

    MiCherry: I hate to see cheerful Cherry pour water in a basket, while being stringed along, abeg. Aside the fact that Micheal is not exactly into her like she thinks, we don’t want her to leave the Love Pad pregnant. Their cuddles and kisses are getting heavier – this is only going to end in tears for Cherry if we don’t rescue her from sneaky Micheal.

    Ultimate Love Day 16 Recap

    Couples that will most likely scale through on Sunday:

    https://twitter.com/Omo_Naira/status/1230976869564080128

    Iykeresa: Iyke and Theresa are perceived as the strongest in this Ultimate Love show. We don’t know how true this is, but we’ll find out on Sunday during the eviction. The truth is, the ship is sailing so smoothly, they even got a fellow contestant rooting for them to win. Definitely the viewers’ favourite. I don’t see them leaving anytime soon.

    Ultimate Love Day16 Recap
    Awww. Young love dey sweet sha!

    PreshDavid: I know a lot of people are yet to forgive these two because David chose Presh over Rosie, but once you look past that and their occasional lies, you’d like them. Their chemistry is undeniable and they compliment each other so well.  Some of us are hoping they remain in the house till the last week sha. I can’t deny myself good content because of ordinary lies, let me live abeg.

    Ultimate Love Day16 Recap
    I have been scammed into loving these two sha!

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    Final swap and pairings: 

    Jervia had an ultimate divorce and picked new partners. They both picked from the new set of love guests. Now, we have:

    Jerry and Meriton (Jeriton)

    Chidi Banks and Sylvia (Chivia)

    Chris now has a bae on lockdown too!

    Chris got a man, finally! After two weeks of being alone! Glad she didn’t check out alongside Uche. Now, they can stop treating Chris like she’s suffering from depression.

    The unexpected open nomination sweet me, I won’t lie:

    I’m not sure the love guests expected their nominations to be read out loud to everyone in the lounge area after submitting in a secret box. The look on their faces ehn, as if someone wrote it for them.

    And that led to fight after the Live Show

    I cant imagine myself explaining to people why I nominated them if I was on this show. It’s a show and nomination is just as important. Whoever I nominate will deal with it. The game is the game, please.

    Jenny Koko, Cherry, Louis and Micheal had a huge disagreement much later. No thanks to Bolanle that snitched on Jenny Koko.

    Couples up for possible eviction:

    Voting officially starts tomorrow, and these are the couple up for possible eviction!

    • ObiEbi
    • DavidPresh
    • MiCherry
    • IykeResa
    • Chivia
    • Jerriton

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    Before I get into the real gist of the day:

    A counselor and matchmaking expert was in the house to talk to the Love Guests about conflict resolution and more about relationships. I guess the Love Guests enjoyed it because couples had some heart to heart discussion after he left.

    Then three new Love Guests were brought to the love pad:

    Aunty brought 3 new Love Guests to the house, I believe for Chris, Sylvia, and Jerry. Sylvia and Jerry wasted no time in approaching and getting to know the new guests, but Chris? I give up!

    Seriously, Chris, what is you doing?

    Everyone was excited when new people entered, especially because of Chris. With the help of Jay and Nkechi, Chris discussed briefly with Chris Ville. She’s probably not used to chasing men, but we’ll need to hurry.

    Parte after parte:

    There was a Friday night party for the love guests and it was really fun oh. Omo, never knew these people could boogie like this.  

    Presh David gave us left right centre. 

    PreshDavid was the life of the party! They danced fire and hooked some cool moves in our veins. We deserve it!

    Rosie sweetie, sorry your heart got broken but we needed this PreshDavid duo!

    Jerry didn’t let go of his new babe oh,

    The moment Meriton – the new female guest was done meeting the old Love Guests, my guy Jerry, started moving to her bumper to bumper, to avoid another “I thy know” situation. 

    How you dance, when you finally meet the bae you’ve been searching for.

    Meanwhile, the new girl doesn’t send Jerry as much. It’s Jay she likes. Sorry, Jerry, it seems like looks are not everything.

    Sylvia was not left out: 

    This one came off too strong, as usual. My girl tried to hook this new Love Guest – Chidi Bankz, with her premium whines at the party and  that worked until he started getting slightly irritated.

    Relax Sylvia, you can die on his matter without looking desperate, I promise.

    New pairings and swapping

    The people who are interested in swapping will have the opportunity to do so later today, and new pairs will be formed.

    Come back tomorrow for more tea on that!

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    Let’s start with the men. Hmm.

    During the chat with Aunty, all the men except Arnold and Jerry said they were happy with their partners. But I don’t trust these men. I know that David, Jay, Louis, and Kachi are putting in effort to know their partners and connect with them beyond the house. But you see others? Lewl.

    Men cannot be trusted, yo.

    Arnold, you came all the way to settle? 

    Arnold did nothing but complain about Bolanle’s attitude throughout his session, but still insisted on not swapping. He’s not interested in swapping because he’s thinking of votes. Votes that we still won’t give him. Boy, bye. 

    Arnold, so you want to settle for someone you’re not physically attracted to just because of votes from viewers? Are we a joke to you? 
    https://twitter.com/AbiAmek/status/1230562726025428992?s=20

    Jerry wants to swap, but Aunty is dulling him

    Jerry isn’t happy with his choice of partner, he admitted to picking her because he didn’t want to go home after spending just two nights in the love pad (he joined the game late, remember?) he would have loved to be paired with any of his top choices – Nkechi, Rosie, and Presh, but they all seem to content with their current partners.   

    At this point, Aunty might need to legalize boyfriend/girlfriend snatching, since they’ve refused to swap. We need more drama infused into this show, that’s why we’re even here. 

    Aunty, please encourage boyfriend and girlfriend

    Will Aunty ever stop encouraging those who aren’t pleased with their partners to continue to stay in relationships with them? Please, this people should not let ordinary pairing stop them from finding the loves of their life.

    Who is open to swapping?

    Bolanle and Jerry are open to swapping; I hope Aunty sorts them out soon. Can’t come all the way to be on live TV, only to settle for someone you don’t like. Issa no! 

    Bolar won the Games night 

    There was a gele tying contest at the Love Pad, and Chris was the judge. The guys had 30 mins to tie gele (headtie) for their partners.

    Great, maybe men will  finally get why it takes us like forever to get ready. This task definitely ended in headache for some of the girls,

    Bolar (Bolanle and Arnold) won this task, and they got rewarded with private time in the love nest. 

    Dear Aunty, please free these people 

    Aunty said couples aren’t allowed to share beds, they kuku now turned the lounge area to their bedroom. MiCherry and Iykeresa spent the night on the couch and floor respectively so they can be close to their partners. I go love! 

    More drama, is that you?

    Aunty is coming through with more drama, but you’ll have to come back for all the tomorrow.

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    Aunty was in the house yesterday and the Love Guests finally had the opportunity to open up since they were paired on Sunday.

    Ultimate Love Day 11 Recap

    The Lucky Ones 

    Theresa, Nkechi, Cherry, Jenny Koko, Ebi And Presh were all sure they got their missing ribs. They won’t be interested in swapping. They were using the word love so often that Aunty had to ask a few if they were sure it is Love. 

    Cupid stay doing the most, because I had no idea this could happen in ten days.

    No one learned from Rosie’s heartbreak that happened after loving David for five days, I see. 

    Not so lucky ones 

    Bolanle finally caught the memo that Arnold isn’t feeling her like she thought. Better late than never. Now that she’s guessing that he’s interested in Rosie, her friend, she’s open to swapping, and she likes Jerry. I don’t think Jerry is feeling her though, but I’ll let him do the talking.

    What about Chris?

    Chris is still single, and hoping Aunty would bring her a man she likes. Because she likes to spend time alone, some people think she’s depressed and unhappy. This is funny because everyone in that house is single to the pringle, some are just lucky enough to have partners to couple with.

    Welp!

    Chris is fine though. She’s holding on strong, Some people just don’t understand there are people who like to be left to their thoughts, sometimes. 

    “I just want someone to love me.” – Sylvia, 2020.

    Sylvia complained to Aunty about Jerry’s unwillingness to make their relationship work, and she was adviced to keep at it, but put more effort into trying to be his friend, at least, for now.

    David and his women. 

    Rosie is still healing but she’s willing to give Kachi a chance, as opposed to swapping. We hope it takes more than 5 business days for Rosie to find love this time. 

    Ultimate Love Day 11 Recap

    The three magic words: sorry, sorry, and sorry.

    Remember David and Rosie were already a couple before Presh came in and reclaimed her man, leaving Rosie hanging? David and Presh finally decided that they owe Rosie an apology. Actually, Presh coordinated it. She made David apologize several times and she equally apologized. Everything is settled now. Blended family, finally.

    Sylvia, Love is not by force 

    I knew the advice Aunty gave Sylvia was going to be problematic, because tell me why Sylvia called Jerry for a serious talk last night, only for her to tell Jerry she wouldn’t let him leave, unless he commits to loving her.

    LMAO. This girl won’t kill me.

    AHHH. God safe us abeg oh.
    https://twitter.com/Zaddy_Clinton/status/1230283505545994241

    The men are having their one-on-one session with Aunty today, and that’s when we’ll know the Koko. You know men won’t hesitate to tell us who their real love interest is. This is not even about honesty, they are just wicked like that.

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    The Ultimate Guests got paired officially some days back and it’s been crazy. Some couples are serving us serious couple goals, while some make us want to cancel the entire marriage institution. Whether the present pairings will last till the end of the show, or Aunty will decide to swap them, these are the couples to look out for and the ones you should not worry about.

    The ones that are bursting our heads

    Theresa & Iyke (Iykeresa): It goes without saying that these two are the couple every couple in the house want to be. The cute and aww moments aside, they’ve been together since their first speed date, and even when Theresa wasn’t sure about him and his intention, Iyke kept showing up and showing off. A man that’s consistent and backs his words with actions? We have no choice but to ship. 

    Jay and Nkechi (JAYKECH): Not a lot of us are happy that Nkechi and Jay are together (some of us wanted Nkechi and Jerry) but the couple are happy to be together, and that’s all that matters. Jay was always open about his top choice in the house, and he politely turned down others. Nkechi on the other hand likes to be chased and uncle Jay was up to the task. 

    Louis and Jenny Koko (Jelo): Remember that JennyKoko likes her men way older? Well Louis is older — the kind of age difference Jenny is used to and Jenny is feeling the guy like mad. Louis told her she was his second choice and she was okay with that. I wasn’t so sure about this before but I might have to stan, at the rate these two are going. They’re getting to know each other each passing day and the ship is sailing very peacefully.  

    The ones we think you should cancel:

    Jerry and Sylvia (JERVIA): Sigh! Jerry acts like he’s being forced to babysit his little niece, as opposed to clubbing with friends. Sylvia is putting in all the effort but Jerry is largely unmoved. We know they decided to couple up so they can both remain in the Love Pad, but the way Jerry is locking up for Sylvia does not have part two. May God provide a boo for Sylvia oh.

    Bolanle and Arnold (Bolar): Bolanle is so into Arnold, but sadly, the feeling is not mutual. Poor girl. Arnold is going around telling other Love Guests why he doenst like Bolanle, but will he speak to her? No. Bolanle doesn’t care sha. That one thinks she’s in her husband’s house already sef.

    Kachi and Rosie (Roksie): These two once had potential, but after Rosie spent 24 hrs with David, she settled for David, but David moved on to someone else and left Rosie’s heart shattered. The more Kachi pushes, the more Rosie gets irritated. Rosie needs time, but most importantly, she wants her David back.

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    After all his drama, Uche finally left!

    Ultimate Love Recap

    Aunty came into the house and told Uche he’s free to pack his bags and leave, and he did. So Chris is by herself now. No man. No love interest.

    Sighing at the drama in Ultimate Love daily

    I like that she’s putting up a good front though, but they need to fix this ASAP. It’s unfair that she’d be asked to leave because of Uche’s foolishness. 

    Can the Love Guests be allowed to pursue other love interests?

    Except Therike, Jelo, Ebiobi, and JayKech, other couples don’t seem to be interested in their partner or their relationship, which is funny because they came to look for bae and aunty paired them according to their choice, no? They stay acting like they are in an arranged marriage and they are finding it hard to connect with their partner. This one pass me.

    Technically, Chris is not the only single person in that house:

    Chris in the Ultimate Love recap

    The Love Guests looking at Chris with pity but, they’re in a situation-ships with partners that have no interest in them. All of them plus Chris — same WhatsApp group. At least we know that Chris doesn’t have a love interest in the house, and there’s hope that Aunty might bring in man for her. Can’t say same for others. God safe them.

    Roksie Vs Jervia swap

    Rosie and Kachi can barely stand each other, They are thinking about swapping partners with Jervia, but Sylvia is not here for that rubbish. Rosie told Kachi she’s still hurting from her relationship with Jerry that lasted FIVE business days. Lmao. sis, get yourself together abeg. You’re hurting, but you want to swap bae? Just say you like Jerry.

    No sleep for the wicked

    David and Presh – I expected Presh to be having the time of her life with David, seeing as she scattered Rosie and David’s relationship and succeeded in getting paired with him. But she has since refused to talk to him. Men like wicked women, so i’m not even seeing the problem here.

    Look at all that space between them.

    Jerry and his young love

    Jerry is finding it hard to bond with Sylvia, and my good sis that left university to find lover is having none of it. Jerry had the opportunity to leave if he wasn’t interested in Sylvia, but he chose to stay. He better start making it work. Nonsense.

    https://twitter.com/jeseeker1/status/1229554542964092929

    M for Mind your business, Michael

    Micheal is in everyone’s business, except his own business with Cherry. I don’t know who appointed him relationship therapist, but Sylvia has warned him to stay away from her relationship with Jerry when he tried meddling. His babe, Cherry is asking for assurance every minute, but he’s there dodging commitment. Fraud.

    Adire making task

    The Love Guests enjoyed their Adire making task that happened this morning. Not everytime plot how to connect with or steal man, sometimes art lesson!

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    We told you that yesterday, the love guests were getting paired by Aunty. We also gave you some predictions. Well, she finally came through with the list and it wasn’t without drama. When I say she didn’t pair them with her church mind, I’m not lying.

    Six love guests didn’t have partners. They are: Chris, Jerry, Sylvia, Uche, Kachi, and Rosie. They had the option of either helping themselves out, or leaving the Love Pad voluntarily. They all chose the former.

    Let’s get into the pairings shall we:

    Bolanle and Arnold (Bolar). 

    Mixed feelings about this couple. Bolanle likes Arnold for real, but you see that Arnold ehn? He thinks he’s here to play a game just to win money and become popular. He told Bolanle they have to play the game well, and my girl wasn’t having it. She made it clear to him that she was here for love, not to play a game! Sigh!

    Iyke and Theresa (IykeResa)

    I think their families should meet while they’re in the house, to speed up the marriage process. These ones are ready to love up till their names are on that check! 

    Nkechi and Jay (JayKech): 

    A bland couple, if you ask me. Nkechi and Jerry had all the sauce but Jay threatening to leave if he doesn’t get paired with his choice did a number on Nkechi. 

    Jerry and Sylvia (Jervia). 

    They have tried so hard to connect but, e no gel.  It’s like Jerry just can’t understand why a 23-year-old will leave school in her final year to look for love. They’re both trying; fingers crossed on this one.

    Micheal and Cherry (MiCherry).

    Remember cheerful Cherry? The one that doesn’t like men with bad temper? She quickly told her man that she’s not here for games, this is serious business and he needs to step up. Micheal has stepped up, and we’ve been getting some “awwwwnn” moments.  

    David and Presh: (PreshDavid):

    Presh successfully got her man back from Rosie sha. I have to stan. Now, both can continue their relationship from where they stopped. Rosie is heartbroken, but she will be fine.

     Kachi And Rosie (Roksie):

    Rosie found her way back to Kachi. She spent the better part of her night pacing, meditating and drinking tea. She even removed her picture that was beside David’s own. I still can’t believe a week old situationship got Rosie so fucked up, but love is a bastard. Even Kachi too doesn’t like to be a second option. Sorry to this couple. 

    Obi and Ebi (ObiEbi):

    Obi must think he’s Daddy GO and Ebi is Mummy GO, because why was this guy saying no kissing, no touching, no cuddling. Are we here to play? Or did he not know that this show is rated 18+? Anyway, Ebi fasted and prayed for this, I’ll leave her to carry her cross. 

    Chris and Uche (ChrisUch):

    A moment of silence for how Chris was badly embarrassed on the live show. Remember how I said Chris and Uche were two of six people who were not paired? Well Uche and Chris decided to be in a “convenient-ship” and this didn’t go too well because after a while, Uche decided that he wanted to check out. But this was not possible as the time to check out had elapsed. They’re not even making any effort to bond, and that’s Uche’s fault, tbh. 

    JennyKoko and Louis (Jelo): 

    Jenny is used to dating men who are very much older than her, but she’s willing to give this change a chance. Louis has been a good sport, so maybe they can be the Ultimate Couple?

    Nominations

    Each couple had to openly nominate two couples they’d love to see leave the house, and the three couples with the highest number of nominations are automatically up for possible elimination at the next Live Show..

    1. ChrisUch – Seven Nominations
    2. Jervia – Six Nominations
    3. PreshDavid – Five Nominations
    4. Micherry – One Nomination
    5. Obiebi – One Nomination

    David was caught in his web of lies:

    David insisted that he didn’t pick Presh as his first choice, but Aunty pulled through and dropped the list for all to see. He actually did pick Presh as his first choice, and vice versa. Then Presh trying to act like she didn’t encourage him to drop Rosie so that they could continue from where they stopped before entering the Love Pad? Sis please.