“Don’t grow up, it’s a trap” but we didn’t listen. Now, here we are, all grown, reading this post about a time we wanted to so desperately leave behind. Here are some things we now miss: 1) Exchange rate. I miss the days of 1 Dollar = 150 Naira. 2) Proper holidays. I can’t believe […]
Nigerian parents are the custodians of punishment and flogging. Their mantra is simple: “Spare the rod and spoil the child.” This explains why they get overzealous and go on a flogging spree. What’s the craziest thing you have ever been flogged for? Ours are below. 1. For crying. “Why are you crying? Ehn, answer me, […]
Because you can’t keep running on 3 hours worth of sleep every night.
There are numerous advantages that come with being tall in life. But what specific situations should you be happy that you are tall? 1) When they are picking head boy in secondary school. Control them with height. 2) When Sanwo-Olu is pointing at someone for blessings. You. Yes! you. 3) If your team has a […]
A sarcastic post about finding out if you are the side chick in your relationship
Techniques and methods to cheat in an examination
Just putting it out there: This is a work of fiction and in no way has any relationship to anyone whether living (me) or dead (me if my boss thinks this is a sub). That being said, follow this guide if you want to unlock level 100 in this adulting business. Type very loudly on […]
Forget all you have read in those dusty magazines about what women love. Because we care about you so much, we have curated some of the best things you can do to change the game. Let’s start: 1) Sleep and give her peace of mind. Nothing beats peace and quiet. 2) Cuddle. Romance. 3) Gist […]
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