5 Ways To Know If You’re The Side Chick

March 15, 2020

Times are hard, sis. Many men are two-timing liars who want to eat their cake and have it. Which is why we are here for you. These tips will help you know if you are the main babe in your supposed relationship or you are actually side chick.

Follow our own advice at your own risk, sha. We have told you beforehand.

1. He won’t flip the switch with you.

So you mean your man won’t wear your dress and shake yansh for Twitter? Nah sis, that man doesn’t rate you. He’s probably dating another babe and does not want to appear in a video with you. My dear sis, wise up.

2. You send him fire selfies and he doesn’t hype you up.

Or worse, he leaves you on read. Ah, the heavens must fall! Your man’s reaction to every unwanted selfie you send him should be complete excitement. He should hype you like a true hype man. If your man does not do that, baby girl, you are an addendum, not the main thing.

3. He doesn’t get jealous when you say you’ll leave him and find a Sugar Daddy.

Try this with him, sis. Tell him you need a sugar daddy. His response will tell you whatever you need to know.

4. When you dress up in fine clothes, he does not burst into loud tears at how beautiful you are.

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When you dress up and step out in your bad-ass dress, this should your man’s reaction! H e should burst into tears at how beautiful you are. He should promise never to leave you alone. H e should beg you to take his life savings. If he does not do any of this, sister mi, you dey follow another person man.

5. He won’t let you choke him or flog him in bed.

So you’re dating a man who won’t let you tie him to the bed, choke him, whip him and flog him silly? Ah, and you’re sure that you are not managing man with another lady? A man that belongs to you should, we repeat, should be open to letting use him for anything. If he won’t agree, then maybe it’s time to confront him.

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