9 Times In Life When It’s Better To Be A Tall Person

March 18, 2020

There are numerous advantages that come with being tall in life. But what specific situations should you be happy that you are tall?

1) When they are picking head boy in secondary school.

Control them with height.

2) When Sanwo-Olu is pointing at someone for blessings.

You. Yes! you.

3) If your team has a corner kick and they need a last-minute goal.

It is I.

4) After a flood in Lagos and you need to get to work.

Rise, don’t waste my money.

5) Group photos.

No need to struggle to show in pictures.

6) When someone tries to steal your cloth.

Ntoi. It’s not even your size.

7) In a fight and someone tries to slap you.

Good luck trying to reach my face.

8) Changing a light bulb at home.

Soft work.

9) Faking experience on your C.V.

Well, everyone equates height with age so you can pull it off.

Hassan Yahaya

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