We agree not everyone can dance to save their lives, but at least, they can avoid dancefloor embarrassments and still shine with these tricks.

Spray money

Nobody cares about how you’re moving to music when you start throwing money on the dance floor like Obi Cubana. Matter of fact, make sure you do it when Billionaire Onye Ji Cash starts playing.

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Do the auntie dance

You can’t fail with a little two-step dance. Put some back into it for a little razzle dazzle. Whether it’s Wizkid, Yemi Alade or Asake, you can two-step into anything. 

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Throw up gang signs

Gun fingers or peace signs, just throw your hands and fingers in the air like you don’t care. Isn’t that the spirit of a true party?

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Move like you’re in a music video

Imagine you’re the main character of the last music video you saw and act like it. People won’t see fraud, they’ll see passion. For starters, study how Tiwa Savage, Davido and Rema perform in their music videos.

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Scream along to the music

A real screamer knows they’re the true life of any dance floor. They have the most vim to raise the energy of the room when it’s low. But don’t forget the rule of thumb: know the song lyrics.

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Or continue dancing rubbish

Why should your ability stop you from dancing? Rubbish today, nonsense tomorrow, and you may eventually shaku shaku. Practice makes perfect.

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Watch others

Just sit down and pretend you’re from Wakanda. In your quietness, you’ll learn from watching others. There’s no need to stress yourself. Your time will come.

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Tell the DJ to turn off the music

No dance, no embarrassment. But they’ll beat you sha.

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