10 Things That Always Happen After The Christmas-New Year Break


January 11, 2016

1. All the parties have caught up with you and now you are half dead

2. Financially you are destroyed

3. Like your situation isn’t dire enough, everyone is doing “New Year new me” so the prices of everything in all the stores have gone up

4. Yet everyone still expects you to “do New Year” for them

5. You this morning, realising you have to go back to the office

6. And you see your office nemesis still has not resigned even though you begged God to do it for you as a new years gift

7. Your boss is still alive

8. Traffic has come back with a vengeance

9. But at least the IJGB’s have carried their wahala and gone

10. Then you realise you still have no significant other and valentines day is around corner

Written by Zikoko contributor @Jollz

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