There’s something about December that makes people hopeful. Even when the year has been tough, we still expect magic. And this year, MTN is leaning fully into that feeling with the return of Recharge & Win Promo 4.0 on the myMTN NG App!
The idea is pretty simple: Nigerians are already recharging airtime and buying data every day. Now, those same everyday actions can turn into joyful, surprise Christmas gifts.
Why Everyone’s Talking About It
The myMTN NG App Recharge & Win Promo isn’t a first-time promise. Over the last three editions, real MTN customers across Nigeria have won real rewards, and their stories have become proof that the campaign delivers on its word. This time around, the 4th edition is here with the festive vibe, amplifying the magic of winning and reminding customers that their patronage is always seen and highly appreciated.
For Modupe Ososanya, a student from Lagos State who won N3,000,000 in the 3rd edition, the reward came when it mattered most. “Winning through the myMTN NG App was a joyful surprise. When I got the call that I had won, I didn’t initially believe that just doing my regular recharge could bring such luck, until I received my N3,000,000. It felt so unreal because it came in very handy. I was extremely excited”, she shared.
For Adaeze Njeze, a Teacher from Anambra state who also won N3,000,000, she simply couldn’t hide her excitement. “I would have never believed that my airtime purchase would some day pay me back in such a huge way” she said. “When I got the notification that I had won, I honestly thought it was a mistake. That N3,000,000 came at such a perfect time that it felt like a memorable birthday gift. I’ll definitely keep using myMTN NG App because who knows, I might just winner bigger in the next season.”
How To Join the Fun?
To participate:
Download and stay active on the myMTN NG App
Recharge ₦1,000 daily
Spend at least ₦5,000 weekly on airtime or data via the app
That’s it, simple and easy! Powered by CashToken Rewards Africa, customers who meet the winning criteria are rewarded with CashTokens that gives them guaranteed instant cash rewards and automatic entry into weekly draws where participants stand a chance to win ₦5k – ₦100m in Cash!
A Different Kind of Christmas Story
The myMTN NG App Recharge & Win 4.0 isn’t just about prizes; it’s about surprise and relief, as each win hopes to be a small Christmas miracle. For many, a small win could mean groceries, transport money, a stress-free holiday or even simply the relief of being seen and rewarded. And the big win? Definitely a life-changing dream come true.
The myMTN NG App Recharge & Win 4.0 runs from 15th December 2025 till 31st January 2026, spreading the Christmas joyful spirit well into the new year.
Christmas has a way of showing up when you least expect it. More often than not, it’s not wrapped in ribbons or delivered on Christmas morning. Sometimes, it arrives early and quietly, right in the middle of your daily MTN recharge.
There’s no better way to share the Christmas spirit than with thoughtful Merry Christmas wishes to remind the people in your life that you’re thinking of them. “My favourite part of Christmas is the messages I get,” says Precious, 27. “Even short texts are enough to lift my spirits.”
That’s why we collated over 200 Merry Christmas wishes to help you celebrate with your loved ones this season. Whether you are sending a quick text, writing a card, or posting online, you’ll find Merry Christmas messages for friends, family, loved ones, colleagues, clients, and even yourself. (And if you want something more nondenomination, you can use our season’s greetings messages)
Short and Sweet Merry Christmas Wishes
Sometimes, a few heartfelt words say it best. These short and sweet Merry Christmas wishes are perfect for quick texts or cards, and can be sent to anyone in your life.
The gift of love. The gift of peace. The gift of happiness. May all these be yours at Christmas.
I hope the magic of Christmas fills every corner of your heart and home with joy: today and always.
Merry Christmas. Wishing you a peaceful day and a happy end to the year.
May the Christmas season bring you and your family only happiness and joy.
Best wishes for a joyous Christmas filled with love, happiness, and prosperity!
May all that is beautiful, meaningful, and brings you joy be yours this holiday season and throughout the coming year!
Sending you warm Christmas wishes and good thoughts today.
Wishing you a calm, happy Christmas surrounded by people who matter to you.
May this Christmas give you plenty of reasons to smile and feel grateful.
May you feel the presence of love in every carol you hear and every person you meet in this joyful season.
May your home be full of laughter, food, and familiar faces today. Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas. I hope today gives you a break from stress and worries.
Sending Christmas wishes your way and hoping the day treats you well.
I pray your Christmas is more than a date on the calendar. May it mark a turning toward joy.
Merry Christmas. Thinking of you and sending warm wishes your way.
May this Christmas bring you rest and a little happiness you did not expect.
Wishing you a lovely Christmas and a peaceful close to the year.
Merry Christmas. I hope you find time to relax and enjoy the day.
May today be filled with laughter, familiar faces, and comfort.
Sending you Christmas wishes and hoping you get the best out of the season.
Merry Christmas. I wish you joy today and good things in the days ahead.
May this Christmas remind you of the people who truly care about you.
Wishing you a warm Christmas and moments worth remembering.
Happy, happy Christmas! Sending you love and blessings as the year winds down.
Merry Christmas! I hope this season leaves you feeling hopeful about the next season of your life.
The holidays are better with laughter. These funny Merry Christmas wishes are perfect for friends, family, or group chats when you want to add a playful touch to the season and keep things cheerful without losing the Christmas spirit.
I hope Santa brings you what you asked for… not what you truly deserve.
Merry Christmas. I pray your wallet recovers quickly after Detty December.
Merry Christmas. I‘m wishing you a holiday full of just enough family drama to keep it interesting.
Wishing you a Christmas that’s as cool as you think you are.
Merry Christmas. I hope your holiday budget still keeps you smiling in January.
I told Santa to send you gifts because you were good this year, but he just laughed.
I hope your Christmas is as lit as your tree. Feliz Navidad!
Merry Christmas. Hopefully, your parents do not compare you to anybody’s child at today’s gathering.
I told Santa you were good this year and sent him a link to your Pinterest board. Merry Christmas to you!
Merry Christmas! I put so much thought into your gift that now it’s too late to get it.
Wishing you a Christmas as gorgeous as you are, because anything less wouldn’t do.
Merry Christmas! No fighting over chicken this year, please.
This Christmas, may no one at your family gathering ask when you’ll get married. Amen.
Christmas is the perfect time to express love from the heart. These romantic Merry Christmas wishes for your love are written to help make your partner feel deeply cherished during the festive season.
Every Christmas feels more meaningful because I get to share it with you. Loving you has made this season warmer and my life fuller. Merry Christmas, my love.
Being with you has been the best part of this year. As we celebrate Christmas, I’m grateful for the love we’ve built and all the moments we got to share.
This Christmas I am grateful for many blessings, but none compares to having you in my life.
Merry Christmas to the one who makes even ordinary days feel special. I’m thankful that I get to spend this season with you.
As we celebrate Christmas, I’m reminded of how lucky I am to love you and be loved by you. I wouldn’t trade this for anything.
This Christmas, I’m thankful not just for the season, but for the life and love we’re building together.
Loving you has been a gift I never take for granted. Merry Christmas to the person who holds my heart so gently.
Merry Christmas, my darling. I cherish the laughter, the quiet moments, and the comfort of knowing I have you.
Every celebration feels better with you beside me. This Christmas, I’m grateful for your love and the peace it brings me.
Merry Christmas to the one who makes my heart feel at home. I’m thankful for you today and always.
Merry Christmas, my love. Through every season we celebrate together, I’m grateful for the way you’ve walked through the years with me. Loving you has given me peace.
Merry Christmas to the one who makes my life beautiful. I’m grateful for our love every day.
As the year comes to a close, Christmas reminds me how deeply grateful I am to share my life with you.
Celebrating Christmas with you in my life makes the season feel complete. I’m grateful for our love and all that’s still ahead of us.
This Christmas, I’m not wishing for anything new. I’m content with the love we’ve built and how you continue to choose me. Having you in my life is more than enough.
Merry Christmas, my heart. Beyond the celebrations, I’m thankful for the everyday moments we share and the comfort of knowing I’ll always have you.
As the year comes to a close, Christmas reminds me how fortunate I am to love you. You’ve brought warmth into my life in ways I never imagined.
Merry Christmas, my love. Sharing this season with you makes everything feel more intentional.
This Christmas reminds me that love is built in small moments and shared effort. I’m thankful for the way we continue to grow together, learn from each other, and choose love even when it’s not easy.
Merry Christmas to the one who understands me without needing many words. Loving you has been a journey I treasure, and I’m grateful that I get to keep walking it with you.
As we celebrate Christmas, I’m filled with gratitude for the love we share and the future we’re working toward. Being with you has given my life meaning.
Merry Christmas, love. Thank you for choosing me and loving me the way you do.
Merry Christmas to the one who understands me, loves me, and stands by me always.
This season fills my heart with gratitude for the love we share and the memories we are creating. Merry Christmas, my love.
As Christmas arrives, I find myself thinking about how much we’ve grown together. Through the easy days and the difficult ones, your love has remained constant, and I’m thankful that this season gives me another chance to celebrate you.
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Merry Christmas Wishes for Friends
These Merry Christmas wishes for friends are ideal for celebrating the people who bring laughter and joy into your life. Whether shared in a message or a social post, they capture the warmth of Christmas.
Merry Christmas, my friend. This season reminds me how grateful I am for your presence in my life and for all the moments we’ve shared this year.
Christmas feels better knowing I have a friend like you to share it with. Thank you for the support and the memories that made this year what it was.
As we celebrate Christmas, I’m thankful for a friendship that has stayed steady through different seasons of life. I’m glad I get to call you my friend.
Merry Christmas to someone who makes my life happier and conversations easier. I hope today treats you kindly.
This Christmas, I’m wishing you peace of mind and plenty of reasons to smile as the year wraps up.
Merry Christmas, my friend. I hope this season brings you good moments, good food, and time with people who truly matter.
Looking back on the year, I’m grateful for the role you played in it. Merry Christmas, and here’s to even better days ahead.
Christmas is a great time to pause and appreciate the people who consistently show up. Thank you for being one of those people for me.
Merry Christmas, my g. I hope this season refreshes you and reminds you of how loved you are.
Sharing life with friends like you makes every celebration more meaningful. Wishing you a joyful and peaceful Christmas.
Merry Christmas, my friend. I pray this season rewards you for all your kindness.
Merry Christmas, my friend. May this season reward your efforts and bring you clarity and hope for the new year.
As Christmas comes around, I’m reminded that friendship like ours is something I never take for granted. Wishing you a beautiful celebration.
This Christmas, I’m grateful for the bond we share and hopeful for everything still ahead of us. Enjoy the season, my friend.
You’ve been there for me in all seasons. Thank you for being such a true friend.
No matter where we are or how busy life gets, I’m always thinking of you this time of year.
Merry Christmas, my friend. This season feels like the right time to say how much your friendship has meant to me throughout the year.
As we celebrate Christmas, I’m grateful for the support, honesty, and laughter you bring into my life. Thank you for being you.
Merry Christmas. I hope this season gives you space to rest, reflect, and enjoy the people who matter most.
Looking back on the year, I’m thankful for the moments we shared and the conversations that stayed with me. Wishing you a peaceful Christmas.
Merry Christmas, my friend. I hope today feels calm and joyful, and the days ahead treat you well.
As the year winds down, Christmas feels like a good moment to appreciate friends who truly show up. I’m glad you’re one of them.
Merry Christmas, my friend. May this season leave you hopeful and refreshed for what’s ahead.
Celebrating Christmas reminds me how lucky I am to have people like you in my corner. Wishing you a beautiful season.
Family is at the heart of Christmas. These Merry Christmas wishes for family are thoughtful and heartfelt, making them perfect for parents, siblings, relatives, and loved ones near or far.
Christmas always reminds me of the strength and comfort I find in our family. Through the busy days and hard seasons, we’ve remained each other’s safe place. I’m thankful for our love and praying this season keeps us together.
This Christmas makes me reflect on how blessed I am to belong to a family that always stands by me. May this season bring us closer and fill our home with laughter.
Christmas feels more meaningful because I get to share it with people who know me deeply and still choose me. Thank you for being my family.
Merry Christmas, my dear family. I’m thinking of you all today and hoping this season brings rest to our hearts and joy to our home.
Merry Christmas, everyone. May our home be filled with good food, familiar laughter, and moments that remind us why we’re thankful for one another.
Christmas is better because of family. I’m grateful for the shared memories, the lessons learned, and the love that continues to grow between us.
Merry Christmas to the people who raised me, shaped me, and continue to stand by me. May this season bring peace, good health, and warmth into our lives.
This Christmas, I’m thankful for the comfort of knowing I belong to a family that supports me through every season. May the new year bring us even more reasons to smile together.
Merry Christmas, my family. No matter how the year has gone, I’m grateful that we can pause now and enjoy each other’s company.
Christmas reminds me that the best part of any celebration is being surrounded by people who know your heart. I’m thankful for you all and wishing us a joyful season.
Merry Christmas to my cherished family. I hope this season brings us calm, healing where it’s needed, and many moments of genuine happiness.
There’s nothing quite like celebrating Christmas with family. I’m grateful for every shared meal, every conversation, and every memory we continue to build together.
Merry Christmas to my family. Having you around me is the greatest gift I could ever receive.
Christmas always feels more meaningful when I think about family. Thank you for being my constant through every season of life.
As we celebrate Christmas, I’m reminded that family is the greatest gift I’ve been given. I don’t take that lightly.
Merry Christmas to the people who know me best and still love me deeply. I’m thankful for you always.
Looking back on the year, I’m thankful for how we’ve shown up for one another. Wishing us a warm and joyful Christmas.
Merry Christmas to my family. No matter how busy life gets, this season reminds me of what truly matters.
This Christmas, I’m grateful for the way we continue to grow together as a family, learning, forgiving, and supporting each other through different seasons of life.
Merry Christmas, my dear family. May this season bring rest to our hearts and peace that carries us into the new year.
Christmas reminds me how blessed I am to belong to this family. I’m thankful for every one of you.
To me, Christmas is a reminder of what truly matters. I’m grateful for our family and the bond we continue to share.
There’s a special comfort in celebrating Christmas with family. I’m thankful for every moment we get to share and wish us all a peaceful and joyful season.
I wish we could send you some of Grandma’s delicious fried rice, but this text will have to do! Merry Christmas from me, my dear brother.
Sis, they say you can’t choose your family, but I would choose you again. Thinking of you this Christmas season, and wishing you were here.
Professional Merry Christmas Wishes for Boss or Colleagues
The festive season is a great time to acknowledge the people you work with. These professional Merry Christmas wishes for your boss or colleagues are thoughtful and respectful.
Merry Christmas. I hope you have a wonderful time celebrating with your loved ones and creating meaningful memories. Wishing you a truly peaceful and joyful holiday season.
As we celebrate Christmas, I wish you and your family all the very best. May this season bring you rest, happiness, and moments of quiet reflection.
To my valued colleagues, Merry Christmas. Wishing you all a warm and joyful season filled with good moments and well-deserved rest.
Merry Christmas. I hope the holidays give you time to unwind, recharge, and enjoy the company of those who matter most.
Thank you for the opportunity to work alongside you this year. Merry Christmas, and wishing you continued success and fulfillment in the year ahead.
Merry Christmas. May this season bring renewed energy, clarity, and motivation as we prepare for the new year.
I’m grateful for your support and hard work throughout the year. Wishing you a restful and joyful Christmas.
Merry Christmas. I hope you’re able to slow down, enjoy the holidays, and spend quality time with the people who matter most to you.
Wishing you a warm and relaxing Christmas. Thank you for the support and teamwork throughout the year. It’s been great working together.
Merry Christmas. I hope this season gives you a proper break and a chance to recharge after a busy year.
As Christmas comes around, I just want to say I appreciate the opportunity to work with you. Wishing you a peaceful and enjoyable holiday.
Merry Christmas to you and your family. I hope the holidays bring rest, good moments, and a refreshing start to the new year.
Thank you for your guidance and support this year. Wishing you a Christmas filled with happy moments and the rest you deserve.
Merry Christmas. I hope the break gives you time to relax and come back feeling refreshed and ready for the year ahead.
As the year winds down, I’m grateful for your support and the progress you’ve helped me achieve. Wishing you a blessed and happy Christmas.
Merry Christmas. I hope this season brings you a good balance of rest, joy, and time away from work.
Wishing you a joyful Christmas and a smooth transition into the new year. It’s been a pleasure working with you.
Merry Christmas. I hope this season gives you a refreshing break from the year’s demands.
Thank you for your guidance and leadership this year. Wishing you a Christmas filled with peace and appreciation.
As the year comes to a close, I wish you a Christmas marked by rest, gratitude, and optimism for what lies ahead.
Merry Christmas. May the spirit of the season bring positivity and warmth into both your personal and professional life.
It has been a pleasure working with you. Wishing you a fulfilling Christmas and a successful start to the new year.
Merry Christmas. I hope the holidays bring you the rest you deserve and the clarity to move confidently into the year ahead.
As we celebrate Christmas, I wish you happiness and continued growth in all that you do. Thank you for a great year of teamwork and support.
Happy holidays! Thanks for being the MVP of the team this year. May your Christmas be as amazing as your contributions.
Short Merry Christmas Wishes for WhatsApp Status or Captions
If you’re looking for something simple to post, these short Merry Christmas wishes for WhatsApp status or captions are relatable and easy to read. You can share them with friends and followers to celebrate the season.
May your heart and home be filled with all the joy this season brings. Merry Christmas, guys!
May today’s joy turn into beautiful memories you carry forward. Merry Christmas.
Be kind today. Every act of love and kindness makes this season meaningful. Merry Christmas.
May the spirit of Christmas stay with you today and all year long.
Christmas is love in motion, and I hope you feel plenty of it today. Feliz Navidad, guys.
Grateful for the gift of life and the people who make this Christmas special. I love you!
Christmas is here, and my heart is full. Feliz Navidad from me to you!
As we celebrate Christmas, I’m wishing everyone the best out of the season.
Merry Christmas to all celebrating. May this season bring joy that carries us into the new year.
Merry Christmas. May your home be filled with warmth and your days with joy.
Celebrating the quiet beauty of Christmas and the joy of being present. Wishing you a meaningful day.
Merry Christmas to you and yours. May this season leave you thankful and hopeful.
Christmas reminds us to pause, reflect, and appreciate how far we’ve come. Wishing you a beautiful celebration.
Sending Christmas wishes filled with good moments worth remembering.
Merry Christmas. Hoping this season meets you with kindness and ends the year beautifully.
Under the twinkling Christmas lights, may your dreams come true this year.
Season’s Greetings! I hope today gives you reasons to smile.
Merry Christmas! Wishing everyone plenty of enjoyment today.
Joy to the world! The Lord has come! Wishing you every happiness this holiday season and throughout the coming year.
Happy Christmas, everyone. Jingle all the way into a fantastic New Year!
Joy to the world, and to you. Merry Christmas.
Christmas is finally here. I’m glad we made it this far.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Wishing you all the best Christmas ever.
The festive season is a great time to show appreciation. These Merry Christmas wishes for clients and customers are warm and thoughtful, ideal for business messages or social posts as you build stronger relationships with them.
Merry Christmas. Thank you for your support and trust this year. We truly appreciate you and wish you a joyful season.
Merry Christmas! It’s been an incredible journey working with you over the years. We look forward to another year of success together!
Season’s Greetings to you. Your continued support has meant the world to us, and we’re excited for another year of partnership and growth!
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas! We’re so grateful for the trust you’ve shown us over the years, and we can’t wait to continue achieving great things together!
Your loyalty and support have been a gift to us, and we’re looking forward to many more successful years together! Happy holidays.
Merry Christmas! We’re so thankful for your trust. May your holidays be full of joy, and the New Year bring you even more success!
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a bright New Year ahead! We’re excited to continue working together and achieving great things.
Merry Christmas to you and your team! Thank you for your amazing partnership. Here’s to another year of growth and success!
Merry Christmas. Thank you for your trust and support throughout the year. We truly appreciate working with you and wish you a joyful holiday season.
As the year comes to a close, we want to say thank you for choosing us. Wishing you a peaceful Christmas and a positive start to the new year.
Merry Christmas. We’re grateful for your support and look forward to continuing our work together in the coming year.
Wishing you and your loved ones a warm and enjoyable Christmas. Thank you for being part of our journey this year.
Merry Christmas. Your support has meant a lot to us, and we hope this season brings you rest, happiness, and good moments.
As we celebrate Christmas, we’d like to thank you for your continued patronage. Wishing you a festive season filled with joy and ease.
Merry Christmas. We appreciate the confidence you’ve placed in us and wish you a smooth and rewarding year ahead.
Wishing you a calm and joyful Christmas season. Thank you for your support and for being a valued part of our community.
Merry Christmas. We hope the holidays give you time to relax, reflect, and enjoy what matters most.
Thank you for your support this year. Wishing you a Christmas filled with warmth and a new year full of opportunity.
Merry Christmas. It has been a pleasure serving you, and we look forward to continuing that relationship in the year ahead.
As the festive season arrives, we’re grateful for the opportunity to work with you. Wishing you a happy and restful Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you and your family. Thank you for trusting us and for being part of our story this year.
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! We’re grateful for your trust and look forward to achieving new milestones together.
Merry Christmas. May this season bring you peace, gratitude, and many reasons to look forward to the year ahead.
Merry Christmas! Here’s to a holiday season full of joy and relaxation, and to more achievements together in the coming year!
The holidays are a time for appreciation, and we want to express our thanks for your ongoing partnership. Wishing you a Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you and yours! May the New Year bring success, fulfillment, and plenty of opportunities for us to grow together.
Happy Holidays! We appreciate your support this year. Wishing you a peaceful Christmas and a better year to come.
Merry Christmas! It’s been a pleasure working with you. May your holidays be full of happiness and even more success!
Christmas is not only about what we give to others but also about how we care for ourselves. These Merry Christmas wishes for yourself are perfect for journaling or affirming your hopes for the season and intentions in the coming year.
My heart is full of gratitude for the journey of this year. I embrace this Christmas as a time for new beginnings and greater blessings to come.
Merry Christmas to me. I made it through the year, learned a few things the hard way, and kept showing up. That alone deserves celebration.
This Christmas, I’m proud of myself for surviving the chaos of the year and still finding moments to enjoy. Cheers to that.
Merry Christmas to me. I didn’t get everything right this year, but I kept going, and that counts for something.
I appreciate myself for all I’ve navigated in 2025. May this festive season fill me with purpose and endless reasons to smile.
Merry Christmas to me. This season, I choose to be patient with myself as I close out the year.
Today, I celebrate how far I have come, even in the ways no one else can see. Happy Christmas to me.
In the spirit of Christmas, I give myself permission to let go of what weighed me down and welcome peace instead.
Merry Christmas to me. I’m proud of my growth and the effort I put in to keep going this year.
This Christmas, I choose to be kind to myself and trust that I am exactly where I need to be.
Merry Christmas. I am thankful for the strength I discovered in moments that challenged me this year.
This Christmas season, I trust that the work I have done within myself will bear fruit.
Merry Christmas. I am thankful for the love I have given and the love still finding its way to me.
This Christmas, I’m counting my blessings! I’m grateful for the journey of this year.
This Christmas season, I’m letting go of what didn’t work out and making peace with the lessons it left behind. I’m stepping into the new year lighter.
As the year closes, Christmas gives me permission to stop rushing myself and trust that I’m moving at the right pace.
This Christmas, I’m giving myself credit for showing up, learning as I went, and still finding reasons to smile. That’s worth celebrating.
Merry Christmas. I’m ending the year thankful for the journey so far and excited for what the next chapter might bring.
Merry Christmas. I’m allowing myself to enjoy the season as it is, without needing everything to be perfect.
As I celebrate Christmas, I remind myself that rest is productive too, and I’ve earned this celebration.
Merry Christmas. I’m thankful for who I am becoming and hopeful about the possibilities the new year holds.
Merry Christmas. I’m ending the year tired but grateful, hopeful, and ready to start fresh when the time comes.
Merry Christmas to me. I’m proud of how I handled this year, even on days I wasn’t sure I could. From today, I’m choosing to enjoy the rest of my year without guilt.
Christmas is literally around the corner, and if you’re reading this, you’re probably someone who plans ahead and is already thinking of Christmas gift ideas for loved ones. Whatever the case, we’re here to help.
Whether you’re shopping for your partner who claims they “don’t want anything,” your parents who already have everything, or your Secret Santa colleague you’ve only spoken to twice, we’ve got you covered. This comprehensive guide features Christmas gift ideas across every category that will help you win the holiday season without breaking the bank.
Simple Christmas Gift Ideas
Sometimes the best Christmas gift ideas are the ones that don’t require too much mental gymnastics. These simple yet thoughtful gifts work for almost anyone and won’t have you spiralling into decision paralysis at the mall.
A leather-bound journal
For the person who’s been talking about documenting their journey but needs that extra push to start. Get a quality one from Jumia or Konga for ₦8,000- ₦15,000. Moleskine journals are also available at RovingHeights.
Luxury scented candles
Bath & Body Works candles go for ₦28,000– ₦60,000 on Jumia. For Nigerian-made options, try Rekoja or Fitila for ₦15,500 – ₦50,000. Choose universally beloved scents like vanilla, lavender, or sandalwood if you’re unsure of what they’ll like.
Personalised coffee mug
Transform their morning routine into something special, especially if you add an inside joke that’ll make them smile every single day. Order custom mugs with photos or quotes from vendors on Instagram for ₦5,000- ₦10,000. Printivo also does quality customisation starting at ₦4,800.
Artisan tea collection
Who doesn’t love a good cup of tea? Twinings tea gift sets go for ₦10,000- ₦15,000 on Konga or Jumia. For speciality teas, check out Tea on Instagram for curated collections starting at ₦7,000.
Low-maintenance desk plant
A living reminder of your friendship that won’t die even if they forget to water it for weeks. Get succulents or cacti from plant vendors like House of Plants or The Plants NG for ₦15,000 – ₦40,000. They come with cute pots and need watering only once a week.
Insulated water bottle
Help them meet their hydration goals while looking like they have their life together. For trendy options, check Jumia for Hydro Flask dupes at ₦15,000 – ₦40,000. Dehadza WareHouse on Instagram also has ongoing promo for Stanley Cups at ₦15,000. Choose their favourite colour.
Adjustable phone stand
The gift that says “I care about your neck health and your productivity.” Get foldable aluminium stands from Jumia or Temu for ₦3500 – ₦10,000.
Gourmet chocolate selection
Not the regular supermarket stuff. These are the kind of chocolates that make people close their eyes when they take a bite. Get Ferrero Rocher collections for ₦7,000 – ₦60,000 at SuperMartNG.
Therapeutic bath salts
For when they need to decompress from the chaos of Lagos living. Jumia has body salt sets from ₦8,000 – ₦30,000. Add essential oils from beauty stores for extra luxury.
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Christmas Gift Ideas for Him
The men in your life deserve thoughtful Christmas gifts too, even if they claim they “don’t need anything.” These Christmas gift ideas for him show you actually pay attention to who they are and what matters to them.
Noise-cancelling wireless earbuds
For the man who needs to escape into his music, podcasts, or that space where nobody’s asking him for favours. Oraimo FreePods go for ₦16,000 – ₦30,000. For premium options, Samsung Galaxy Buds cost ₦50,000 – ₦80,000. Check Pointek or 3C Hub for deals.
Complete grooming kit
Help him look as good as he thinks he looks (beard oil, trimmer, and that post-shave balm that’ll change his life). Jumia has grooming kits options starting from ₦15,000. Oraimo grooming sets are also solid.
Fitness smartwatch
Because you believe in his 2026 transformation, even if he’s skipped the gym all year. Xiaomi Mi Band start from ₦25,000 on Jumia. For serious fitness tracking, Samsung Galaxy Fit costs ₦100,000 – ₦150,000. Choose one that syncs with his phone.
Signature cologne set
So he can smell like success, ambition, and a man who means business. Zara men’s cologne starts from ₦80,000. Hugo Boss or Calvin Klein start from ₦50,000 at Essenza. Sample the scent first if possible.
Premium gym duffel bag
To support those fitness goals he keeps posting about. Nike or Adidas bags start from ₦35,000 at Garmisland. For budget options, check Jumia or Konga for ₦8,000 – ₦20,000. Look for water-resistant materials.
Ergonomic gaming mouse
Because his 10-year-old mouse is literally holding back his gaming potential. Logitech gaming mice go for ₦100,000 on Jumia. For serious gamers, Razer mice start at ₦90k. RGB lighting is a bonus.
Waterproof portable speaker
JBL Flip speakers start from ₦140000 – ₦155,000 on Jumia and Slot. Oraimo speakers are budget-friendly at ₦28,000 – ₦50,000 on the Oraimo website. Test the bass quality before buying.
Professional electric shaver
Upgrade him from looking “okay” to looking intentional about life. Philips, Remington, among other brands are available on Jumia starting from ₦28,000. Cordless is more convenient.
Official football jersey
His favourite team, because you know what truly matters to him. Get authentic jerseys from My Sports Kit or JerseyGramm for ₦85,000 – ₦150,000. For replicas, check Balogun Market in Lagos Island.
Designer sneakers
Fresh shoes that say “I’m doing well for myself.” Nike or Adidas start ₦80,000 – ₦250,000 at CircleMall or Adidas Store. For budget options, New Balance goes for ₦70,000 – ₦100,000. Know his size and style preference.
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Christmas Gift Ideas for Her
When it comes to Christmas gift ideas for the special women in your life, you want something that shows you really know them. These Christmas gifts for her prove you’ve been paying attention to who she is and what makes her happy.
Elegant jewellery organiser
Because her accessories deserve better than being tangled in a drawer like a crime scene. Get velvet-lined boxes for ₦15,000 – ₦70,000 at Ubuy. For rotating organisers, Jumia has options from ₦8,000 – ₦20,000. Choose one with compartments for rings and necklaces.
Leather handbag
The kind that announces her presence whenever she steps into a room. Zara bags cost ₦30,000 – ₦100,000 at DexStiches. For Nigerian designers, check Bajluxe for ₦80,000 – ₦200,000 options. Classic colors like black or brown are versatile.
Luxury skincare collection
Because her skin deserves serums that work like magic. For local brands, try Dang Lifestyle or Arami Essentials for prices within ₦10,000 – ₦100,000. Include cleanser, toner, and moisturiser.
Designer perfume
A signature scent that leaves an impression long after she’s left the room. Essenza has a range of high-end female perfumes starting at ₦150,000 . FragrancesNG also has designer perfumes like Chanel, Jean Paul Gatier, Dior, with prices within the ₦40,000 – ₦200,000 range.
High-end makeup palette
That one she’s been adding to cart and removing for three months. Zaron palettes cost ₦8,000 – ₦15,000. You can also shop international brands like Urban Decay or Anastasia palettes for ₦25,000 – ₦50,000 on Mama Tega.
Professional hair styling set
Because her hair is her crown and deserves royal treatment. Remington styling tools cost ₦100,000 – ₦250,000 at UbuyNG. Consider more budget-friendly options that go for ₦40,000 – ₦80,000 on Jumia. Include heat protectant spray.
Gel nail polish set
Salon-quality manicures without the added stress of showing up at the salon. Polish-only sets cost ₦20,000 – ₦45,000 on Ubuy. Girly Essentials also has nice options with prices starting at ₦5,000. Include base and top coat.
Designer sunglasses
Protection from the sun and from making eye contact with people she’s avoiding. Ray-Ban dupes cost ₦18,000 – ₦50,000 on Jumia. For authentic pairs, check House of Lunettes for prices ranging from ₦150,000 – ₦250,000. UV protection is non-negotiable.
Christmas Gift Ideas for Kids
Kids are honestly the easiest to shop for because their excitement is genuine and infectious. These Christmas gift ideas for kids will make you the favourite person at any holiday gathering and create memories they’ll treasure.
Advanced LEGO architecture set
Watch them build entire worlds while developing problem-solving skills and patience. Age-appropriate sets cost between ₦15,000 – ₦85,000 on Jumia. For larger builds, such as architectural sets, expect a cost of ₦50,000 – ₦150,000. Check the age recommendation on the box.
Professional art supplies kit
Nurture their creativity with quality materials that say “your art matters.” Complete sets cost ₦10,000 – ₦50,000 on Jumia. Include crayons, markers, watercolors, and drawing paper. Crayola is the most reliable brand.
Giant stuffed animal
The kind that’s bigger than them and becomes their new best friend and pillow. Large plush toys cost ₦50,000 – ₦100,000 on Konga or Jumia. For character-specific ones (Disney, Marvel), expect to pay more.
Strategy board games
Teaching them that losing gracefully is a skill while having family fun. Monopoly and Scrabble cost ₦15,000 – ₦25,000 on SupermartNG. For Nigerian-made games like Ayo Olopon, check Eko Arts markets.
Remote control racing car
Because watching their eyes light up when it actually works is priceless. Basic models cost ₦10,000 – ₦25,000 on Jumia or Ubuy. For advanced rechargeable models, Indigo Kiddies has options from ₦150,000 – ₦350,000. Check battery requirements.
Kid-friendly tablet
Education disguised as fun, because learning should never feel like punishment. Amazon Fire Kids tablets go for ₦35,000 – ₦165,000 on Jumia. For Android options with parental controls, check PC Place NG for ₦45,000 – ₦80,000.
Superhero costume set
Let them believe they can save the world because that confidence will serve them forever. Complete costumes cost ₦15,000 – ₦35,000 at Party Supplies NG or Skit Stores. For custom-made options, Instagram vendors charge ₦20,000 – ₦35,000. Know their favourite character.
Magnetic building blocks
STEM learning that doesn’t feel like school. Sets cost ₦25,000 – ₦65,000 on Baby Shop Nigeria. Bigger packs with 100+ pieces go for ₦50,000 – ₦100,000. Choose bright colours for younger kids.
Age-appropriate puzzle collection
Building patience and spatial reasoning one piece at a time. Puzzles cost ₦3,000 – ₦20,000 on Temu or Jumia depending on piece count. For wooden puzzles for toddlers, expect ₦5,000 – ₦25,000.
Adventure book series
Transport them to magical worlds where anything is possible. Book sets cost ₦8,000 – ₦20,000 at Rovingheights. Popular series include Enid Blyon Adventure Collection, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, or Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Detailed dollhouse with furniture
Hours of imaginative play that build storytelling skills. Basic dollhouses cost ₦15,000 – ₦30,000 at toy stores like Indigo Kiddies. For elaborate multi-story options with furniture, Jiji has sets from ₦25,000 – ₦60,000.
Christmas Gift Ideas for Parents
Your parents literally brought you into this world and raised you, so these Christmas gift ideas better reflect that gratitude. Show them some real appreciation with Christmas gifts that acknowledge their sacrifices and celebrate who they are now.
Full spa day package
They’ve earned the right to be pampered after decades of putting everyone else first. Hourly packages cost ₦25,000 – ₦70,000 at spas in Lekki or Victoria Island. Consider Oriki, they have branches on the mainland and island.
High-performance blender
Support their health journey with equipment that makes wellness easier. Buchymix blenders cost ₦80,000 – ₦250,000. For Nutribullet-style, Dehadza Warehouse has options from ₦15,000. Choose high wattage for smoothies.
Custom family photo album
Remind them that every sacrifice was worth it with memories beautifully preserved. Professional albums cost ₦25,000 – ₦150,000 from iPrintsNG.
4K Smart TV
Upgrade their relaxation time because they deserve crystal-clear entertainment. 43-inch smart TVs cost ₦250,000 – ₦500,000 at Fouani Nigeria. LG and Samsung are reliable brands. Include DSTV or Netflix subscription for the full package.
Orthopedic slippers
Comfort for feet that worked tirelessly to provide for the family. Quality medical slippers cost ₦45,000 – ₦180,000 at Ubuy NG. For premium memory foam options, expect ₦85,000 – ₦125,000. Know their shoe size.
Premium Bluetooth speaker
Let their gospel music or old-school jams fill the house properly. JBL speakers cost ₦15,000 – ₦190,000 at Slot. For bass-heavy options, check Sony speakers for ₦85,000 – ₦200,000. Make sure it’s loud enough for their space.
Personalised family calendar
Every month reminds them they built something beautiful. Custom calendars cost ₦5,000 – ₦12,000 from Printivo. Upload family photos for each month. Order by early December for Christmas delivery.
Fine dining experience
Quality time where someone else cooks and cleans for a change. Restaurant vouchers at nice spots cost ₦30,000 – ₦80,000 per couple. Try places like Nok by Alara, or Ajoje Lagos for special occasions.
Inspirational book collection
Feed their minds and spirits with wisdom for this season of life. Books cost ₦5,000 – ₦8,000 each at The Jazzhole. For gift sets, Jumia has inspirational collections from ₦10,000 – ₦25,000. Include authors like TD Jakes or Joyce Meyer.
Health monitoring smartwatch
Show them their wellbeing matters to you deeply. Basic fitness trackers cost ₦15,000 – ₦100,000 on Jumia. For blood pressure and ECG monitoring, Samsung or Apple watches go for ₦80,000 – ₦350,000 at Slot.
Christmas Gift Ideas for Siblings
Siblings are the people you didn’t choose but somehow ended up being stuck with for life. These Christmas gift ideas for siblings work whether you’re shopping for your annoying younger brother or your bossy older sister — gifts that say “I tolerate you, but I also love you.”
Premium wireless earbuds
So they can ignore you in high-quality audio. Oraimo earbuds cost ₦14,000 – ₦125,000 on the official website . For Apple AirPods dupes, check Jumia for ₦15,000 – ₦35,000. Samsung Galaxy Buds go for ₦50,000 – ₦80,000.
High-capacity power banks
Because their phone dying during crucial group chat moments affects everyone. 50,000mAh power banks cost ₦37,000 – ₦150,000 on the Oraimo website. You can also get cheaper options starting from ₦15,000 on Jumia.
Professional makeup brush set
For your sister who’s building her beauty empire, one YouTube tutorial at a time. Quality sets cost ₦8,000 – ₦25,000 from Zaron or House of Tara. For international brands on Instagram, expect ₦15,000 – ₦35,000. Include a brush cleaner.
Limited edition sneakers
The kind they’ve been hinting about for months. Nike limited editions cost ₦35,000 – ₦80,000 at sneaker stores in VI or Lekki. For other branded dupes, check UbuyNG for prices within ₦20,000 – ₦45,000.
RGB Bluetooth speaker
Turn their room into the party spot (sorry, parents) LED speakers cost ₦8,000 – ₦20,000 on Konga. For louder bass, JBL Pulse goes for ₦150,000 – ₦450,000 on PC PLace NG. Perfect for their room parties.
Guided journal
For the sibling who’s on their self-discovery journey. There are several options on The Book Nook with prices starting at ₦8,000. Roving Heights also has options as low as ₦2,500.
Professional skateboard
For the sibling who thinks they’re cooler than they are (and might actually be) Complete boards cost ₦20,000 – ₦45,000 on Paramount Sports Shop. For beginners, basic boards go for ₦12,000 – ₦25,000. Include safety pads and helmet.
Instant camera with film
So they can create memories they can actually hold, not just scroll past. Fujifilm Instax Mini 12 costs ₦100,000 – ₦150,000 on Jumia. Film packs (20 photos) cost ₦5,000 – ₦8,000. Fun for creating physical memories.
Adjustable desk lamp
Lighting for late-night study sessions or creative projects. LED lamps cost ₦5,000 – ₦15,000 on Konga. For smart lamps with USB charging, expect ₦10,000 – ₦25,000. Adjustable brightness is key.
Streaming service subscription
Six months of no ads and no “are you still watching?” Netflix costs ₦2,900 – ₦5,300 monthly. Gift 6-12 months for ₦17,000 – ₦64,000. Spotify Premium is ₦1,800 monthly.
Christmas Gift Ideas for Friends
Your friends are the family you chose, so these Christmas gift ideas for friends need to hit different. Get them something that shows you actually know their personality, appreciate their friendship, and remember that random conversation from three months ago.
Personalised friendship jewellery
Matching pieces that aren’t cheesy, just meaningful. Custom name necklaces cost ₦15,000 – ₦50,000 from Bethmoda Jewelry. For matching bracelets, expect ₦8,000 – ₦20,000 per pair. Choose gold or silver tone.
Custom phone case
Featuring that embarrassing photo or inside joke only you two understand. Personalised cases cost ₦5,000 – ₦15,000 from Printivo. Upload their favourite photo or quote. Ensure you know their exact phone model.
Complete skincare routine
Because you both agreed to glow up together this year. Dang Lifestyle sets cost ₦31,000 – ₦150,000. Budget sets cost ₦10,000 – ₦25,000 with Neutrogena or Simple products from pharmacies like Medplus.
Specialty cookbook
For the friend whose cooking you actually want to eat. “Chop Chop” by The Kitchen Butterly costs ₦40,000 at Narrative Landscape. Rovingheights. You can also get Sisi Yemmie’s digital cookbook, A Time to Eat for ₦8000 on her website.
Joint gym membership
Accountability partners who lift each other up (literally). Monthly gym costs ₦15,000 – ₦65,000 depending on location. iFitness is a great option. They have branches in different locations.
Concert or experience tickets
The memories you’ll create together beat any physical gift. Concert tickets cost ₦10,000 – ₦300,000 depending on the artist. Check Nairabox or Tix Africa for events. Paint and sip experiences go for ₦15,000 – ₦25,000 per person at Cera Cerni.
Luxury self-care basket
Everything they need for the reset they’ve been craving. The Hamper Shop NG has hamper options starting from ₦150,000. You can tailor according to your budget.
Bestseller by their favourite author
Signed copy if you’re really showing off. New releases cost ₦5,000 – ₦12,000 at Rovingheights. If you can, send them a signed copy.
Executive pen set
For the friend whose signature is about to be worth something. Quality pen sets cost ₦5,000 – ₦20,000 on Jumia. Add engraving for that extra touch.
Secret Santa Christmas Gift Ideas for Colleagues
Secret Santa at the office is a special kind of stress, especially when you barely know the person. These Christmas gift ideas are perfect for colleagues — professional enough for HR, thoughtful enough to avoid awkwardness, and universal enough to work for literally anyone.
Insulated coffee tumbler
Because everyone’s Monday morning depends on caffeine staying hot. Quality tumblers cost ₦5,000 – ₦15,000 on Konga. For branded options like Starbucks-style, Instagram vendors sell for ₦5,000 – ₦12,000. Keeps coffee hot for hours.
Bamboo desk organiser
Help them look like they have their professional life together. Organisers cost ₦8,000 – ₦25,000 on Jumia. For multi-compartment styles, expect ₦15,000 – ₦35,000. Great for pens, phones, and accessories.
Squeeze stress ball
For when that meeting could have been an email. Stress balls cost ₦1,500 – ₦4,000 at office supply stores or Lucy NG. For funny shapes (avocado, emoji), check budget ₦2,500 – ₦5,000.
Mini desk plant kit
Bring life to their cubicle with a little bit of cute greenery. Small plants with pots cost ₦5,000 – ₦15,000 from vendors at The Palms or Ikeja City Mall. Succulents are foolproof. Add care instructions.
Quality notebook and pen
For looking attentive in meetings even when they’re not. Moleskine notebooks cost ₦8,000 – ₦15,000 at Roving Heights. Bundle with a nice pen for ₦6,000 – ₦12,000 total. Classic and professional.
Ergonomic mousepad
Show you care about their wrist health. Gel wrist-support mousepads cost ₦4,000 – ₦15,000 on Jumia. For custom designs, Instagram vendors charge ₦4,000 – ₦10,000. Prevents wrist pain.
Minimalist desk clock
Help them count down to 5 p.m. in style. Simple clocks cost ₦3,000 – ₦10,000 at konga or Jumia. For digital ones with temperature display, expect ₦15,000 – ₦45,000. Choose neutral colours.
Colourful sticky note set
Make their reminders at least aesthetically pleasing. Fun sets cost ₦2,000 – ₦5,000 at office supply stores or Shoprite. For shaped ones (arrows, speech bubbles), check Jumia for ₦3,000 – ₦7,000.
Compact lunch bag
For colleagues trying to save money and eat healthier. Insulated bags cost ₦3,000 – ₦8,000 on Rubearms or Jumia. For leak-proof compartments, expect ₦5,000 – ₦12,000. Great for healthy eating goals.
Last-Minute Christmas Gift Ideas
It’s December 24th, you’ve procrastinated spectacularly, and now you’re in full panic mode. Take a breath—these last-minute Christmas gift ideas can be grabbed quickly and still show you care (even though we both know you forgot until literally right now).
Digital gift cards
Buy iTunes or Google Play cards instantly online at Cardtonic for face value. Amazon gift cards available on Jumia.
Cash in elegant envelope
Buy nice greeting cards at SPAR for ₦500 – ₦1,500. Add your cash gift and a handwritten note. Simple but everyone loves cash.
Gourmet food basket
Hit SPAR or Ebeano and grab wine (₦5,000+), chocolates (₦3,000+), cheese (₦4,000+), crackers (₦2,000). Add ribbon from party section. Takes 20 minutes.
Online course subscription
Courses that say “I believe in your growth.” Udemy courses cost ₦5,000 – ₦30,000. Domestika also has courses within the same price range. Buy and gift via email instantly.
Spa voucher
Call spas like Oriki to buy vouchers (₦35,000 – ₦85,000). Many send e-vouchers via email same day.
Virtual experience voucher
Book online cooking classes like Hilda Baci’s (₦10,000 – ₦30,000) or wine tasting events. Many event companies send confirmation emails you can print and gift.
Beauty store gift card
Let them choose exactly what they want. Dang Lifestyle, Zaron, or House of Tara sell gift cards at their stores. Budget anywhere from ₦5,000 – ₦100,000.
Grocery gift card
Chowdeck has redeemable gift cards depending on your budget. They’ll appreciate a little something for Christmas grocery shopping.
Christmas Gift Ideas Under ₦10k
Not all of us have a December budget that can accommodate everyone on our list at premium prices. These Christmas gift ideas under ₦10k prove you don’t need to break the bank to give thoughtful, quality gifts that people will actually appreciate and use.
Phone accessories bundle
Combine pop socket (₦1,500), phone ring (₦1,000), and screen protector (₦1,500) from Temu for under ₦5,000. Add a phone case for ₦2,000 – ₦4,000 more.
Beautiful stationery set
Quality notebooks (₦2,000), nice pens (₦1,500), and washi tape (₦1,000) from Quintessence or office supply stores. Total under ₦5,000. Shop on Jumia.
Personalised keychain
Engraving makes anything feel expensive. Custom engraved keychains from craft markets cost ₦2,000 – ₦4,000. Add a nice key holder for ₦1,500. Practical and personal.
Decorative picture frame
Quality frames cost ₦3,000 – ₦8,000 at SPAR or Jumia. Print a meaningful photo at Slots (₦500) before gifting. Total under ₦9,000. Put a meaningful photo inside before gifting
Mug collection
Funny quotes that start their mornings right. Cute mugs cost ₦2,000 – ₦4,000 each at SPAR or Ebeano. Get 2-3 with different designs for variety. Great for coffee or tea lovers.
Sheet mask collection
Spa experience for under budget. Buy 10-15 Korean or local sheet masks for ₦5,000 – ₦8,000 on Jumia or at beauty stores. Package them nicely in a box.
Assorted chocolate box
Quality treats that look bougie. Get quality assortments from SPAR for ₦4,000 – ₦9,000. For fancy packaging, check Ebeano chocolate section. Add a nice card.
Kitchen gadget set
For the chef-in-the-making. Measuring spoons (₦1,500), vegetable peeler (₦1,000), and can opener (₦1,500) from SPAR or Ebeano . Useful tools under ₦5,000.
If you’re among Nigerians already planning to cook fried and jollof rice for your household this holiday season, I have just one question: are you not tired? Listen, I can’t promise it’ll taste better than what you’re used to, but according to GPT, these are the only rice recipes that should be cooking in your kitchen this holiday.
Spicy ube rice
I’m not a fan of ube, but AI probably knows something we don’t.
How to make it:
Use mashed ube (African pear) to flavour rice with a creamy, slightly smoky taste. Add pepper sauce and diced beef for an earthy, rich dish.
Okazi rice stir-fry
I might faint if I eat any variation of suya, chicken or beef stir-fry rice this holiday. But okazi stir-fry? I’m up like mad for the culinary adventure.
How to make it:
Incorporate shredded okazi leaves, diced smoked chicken, and peppery seasoning into a stir-fry for a crunchy, spicy twist.
Cashew rice
Not gonna lie, I’ve been messing around with the idea of nuts in rice for a while, but it appears GPT has beat me to it.
How to make it:
Toast cashew nuts with onions and pepper, then stir into rice with shredded chicken or dried fish for a nutty, savoury flavour.
Egusi rice
Please, this isn’t your regular white rice with a generous splash of egusi soup.
How to make it:
Mix egusi paste with spiced tomato sauce, smoked fish, and ugu leaves to create a rich, creamy rice dish that’s completely new.
Jollof okro rice
This is the only jollof rice twist my mouth will be tolerating this December.
How to make it:
Combine jollof rice flavours with sautéed okro and seafood like shrimp or crayfish for a fresh, crunchy bite.
Ugba (Oil Bean) rice salad
Rice salad? Wake me TF up. I bet it’s better than the different variations of pasta salads that do little to excite the Nigerian palette.
How to make it:
Create a cold rice salad using ugba, diced cucumber, carrots, and pepper sauce for a light yet earthy dish perfect for Nigerian weather.
Groundnut rice with dried fish
Is it me, or is this recipe lowkey giving sapa-vibes? Anyway, GPT says it’s better than the regular-degular fried and jollof rice.
How to make it:
Use groundnut paste, onions, and pepper to create a creamy rice dish topped with shredded dried fish for extra umami.
Oha leaf rice
If oha soup is as good as they say, what’s not to love if you whip that leafy goodness into rice?
How to make it:
Infuse rice with the distinct flavour of oha leaves, combining it with stock, spicy goat meat, and a hint of uziza for a uniquely aromatic meal.
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Plantain and curry fried rice
I know any variation of fried rice shouldn’t make this list, but hey, the diced plantain twist is worth trying.
How to make it:
Fry ripe plantain cubes and mix them into rice spiced with curry, garlic, and ginger for a sweet and savoury twist.
Bitterleaf rice
Don’t know what AI is on about because I’ve experienced enough bitterness in 2024, but if you’re up for some bitter action, give it a go.
How to make it:
Cook rice with a light bitterleaf sauce, adding diced smoked turkey or fish for a balance of bitterness and savoury flavours.
So you’ve finally gathered your coins to buy matching PJs for you and the LOYL, but you’re still endlessly scrolling through Instagram for the perfect pose to break the internet? Don’t worry—we get how important it is to nail that grand matching PJ debut, so here are some inspirations for you and yours.
The “boju boju”
Photo: X (@gingerstiff)
We know he already put a ring on it and is yours for life. But then again, these streets aren’t safe during the Detty December season. Protect what’s yours, especially if he’s the next best thing after hot banga and starch.
The unaware
It doesn’t matter that y’all intentionally wore matching PJs, set up a camera and ring light, and strolled to the kitchen for candid shots. Just do it for the plot.
You and I
Go for this matching pyjamas pose if you want a picture that shows you and the LOYL are locked in for life, but you also want to flaunt the leather headboard in your bedroom and your huge wedding ring.
The goofball
If you want strangers on the internet to save your pictures unprovoked because you’ve given them an idea of what it means to be a cute goofball, this is the pose.
Very cutesy, very demure
Go for this one if you want to play it safe. You can send it to your parents, in-laws, spiritual fathers and mothers, aunties and uncles, and they’ll only have one thing to say: “This is so cute.”
The soul stare
What better way to convince people that you see the world and beyond in each other’s eyes?
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The segzcellency
So you want the world to know that you and the LOYL can go off each other’s pants anywhere, anytime? This is the one for you.
The big babies
Your comment section will be filled with comments like, “OMG, they’re so cute.”
We don’t care
Photo: Instagram (@nkechiblessingsunday)
Lowkey, you and the LOYL thirst for the social media attention AF but you want to casually play it down like we wouldn’t notice. Anyway, this is the pose for you.
The territory marker
Photo: Instagram (@stuchbeddings)
This is the one if your only intention for agreeing to the shoot is to let the women from your man’s previous lives “Back TF off.”
I know you think the IJGBs have been around for about a month and that if you were going to snag one, you would’ve already, so time has run out.
Well, perish that thought. Time may be running out, but it hasn’t run out yet. You still have the chance to snag your very own IJGB. But only if you follow the instructions I’m about to lay out. Pay attention, people.
1) Dress the part.
Ladies and gents. Detty December is a viciously competitive period. Everyone and their mama is looking for an IJGB to rock the town with, so you must stand out by dressing for the part. Do a wardrobe overhaul and replace every item of clothing you own with the sluttiest clothes you can find on this side of Allen Avenue. It’s like they say: dress for the job you want.
2) Track them down.
If the mountain won’t come to Mohammed, then Mohammed must go to the mountain. I don’t understand why whoever came up with this said it like there was the possibility of the mountain going to meet a human, but that’s a story for another day. My point is that these IJGBs won’t come to you, so you have to do your best Joe Goldberg impersonation — complete with witty inner monologue — and track them down. You can find them at raves, house parties, concerts, overpriced restaurants, and traffic.
3) When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
To quote my homeboy, Kunle Ologunro: “You want to bam ba? You want to chill with the big boys? Okay nau. Just buy your running shoes ready because you will definitely run kiti kiti when the time comes.”
Sometimes, IJGBs will engage in certain activities that you may find…less than reputable. Like recreational drug use. Now that you’ve made your way into their circle, you can’t do anything to make them suspicious of you, like judging them with your eyes when they whip out crystal meth. Do what you will with this information.
4) Keep up.
IJGBs like to move around. Keep up. Enough said.
5) Do jazz.
As I mentioned earlier, the competition is fierce, and you need all the help you can get. Get into your old Nollywood bag and trap someone’s spirit in a groundnut bottle. You can release them when the holidays end, and you need to return to your everyday life.
Good luck. And may the odds be ever in your favour.
If you’re struggling to work up some holiday cheer because the stress of adulthood has you in a chokehold and not the sexy kind, binge-watching your favourite sitcom Christmas episodes can help save you from that not-so-loving embrace.
So I’m here today to suggest some for you. Because all I want for Christmas is for you to catch a fucking break and relax a little. You’ve earned it.
Friends (Season 6, Episode 10: The One With The Routine):
In this episode, Ross and Monica get invited to a taping of Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. While there, they attempt to steal the show with a dance routine from their childhood. Joey spends the entire episode trying to get his new roommate, Janine, to suck face with him while Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler snoop around the apartment to get a peek at the gifts Monica got for them.
Modern Family (Season 3, Episode 10: Express Christmas):
The Pritchett clan realises that their individual family plans won’t let them spend the holidays together for the first time, so Phil suggests they try something called Express Christmas, a way for them to celebrate Christmas together before the actual day comes.
Phil divides them into groups. Mitchell and Alex (along with Lily) are given the responsibility of finding the perfect Christmas tree, Claire and Haley are in charge of buying last-minute gifts, and Jay and Cameron are in charge of wrapping them. Meanwhile, Gloria and Luke go to find the angel ornament for the top of the tree.
As you can guess, chaos ensues, and the entire plan fails miserably.
How I Met Your Mother (Season 2, Episode 11: How Lily Stole Christmas):
Lily is hard at work making the apartment into a winter wonderland. While decorating, she finds an old answering machine containing messages Ted sent to Marshall while she and Marshall were broken up. In the messages, Ted calls her a litany of hilariously ungodly insults. Lily is so furious she rips the decorations down, ignores Ted’s apology and declares Christmas cancelled. It takes Marshall’s intervention to calm her down.
The Big Bang Theory (Season 2, Episode 11: The Bath Gift Item Hypothesis)
Sheldon challenges himself to get Penny the perfect Christmas gift and almost has a meltdown because his big brain can’t figure out what to get. His near nervous breakdown accounts for much of the episode’s laughs, and what finally calms him down is when Penny reveals the gift she’s gotten him: a signed napkin from Star Trek legend Leonard Nimoy. Sheldon is ecstatic. He exclaims that it’s the best gift he’s ever gotten and gives Penny a hug in a rare display of emotion.
The Office (Season 8, Episode 10: Christmas Wishes):
Dunder Mifflin’s new leader, Andy, is eager to please his new employees and sets out to fulfil their holiday wishes. Even though a lot of the employees’ wishes are downright dangerous, Andy gives in any way because he’d rather do sketchy shit than not be liked. Among some of the insane stuff he does is buy Dwight an acre of property on the moon and give Meredith permission to drink unholy levels of alcohol, even going as far as offering himself as her designated driver. This is also the show’s first Christmas episode without Michael Scott.
Merry Christmas and happy bingeing in advance, folks!
Whether you believe it or not, you can’t live by money alone.
In my observation, while looking out for you and other fellow Nigerians, here are some essentials you probably need more than money this holiday.
Romance
Romance is sweeter with money but sweetest when you have nothing else to hold on to. Grab your partner and dream of a future where you can finally afford Detty December.
Good health
You shouldn’t have to be told this, but here we are. There’s no Christmas balling without sound health. Watch what you consume, look twice before you cross the road, spend quality time with family if you like them, and for Lagosians: stay indoors if you’re not ready to spend hours in traffic and looking for cabs.
Direct supply of original products
We’ve apparently been buying counterfeit soy sauce, drugs, drinks, canned food, etc. You need to eat and use original products to keep good health. If you find out where to get these products, please inform us.
Time with loved ones
My dear brother and sister, a lonely Christmas and holiday benefits no one. Get yourself some company and loving, and make lasting memories money can never buy.
Work promotion
Think about it, promotion at work may come with bigger responsibilities, but your money goes up too. If you ask me, it’s better than a money gift that’ll finish in less than a week.
Job referrals
When people speak highly of your work and recommend you to your potential clients and employers, that’s something money can’t buy.
A personal ride
Specifically for Lagosians because your road network problems need divine intervention. In this surging transport fare issue, a personal ride is what you need most this December and beyond. Skateboard, bicycle, scooter, tricycle, motorcycle, motor car, trailer, whichever works for your budget. Work according to your budget. I wish you a safe ride.
An appointment on Tinubu’s cabinet
Tinubu’s government and friends are the only ones balling in Nigeria currently. What’s better than joining the ballers? Though the curses of agitated Nigerians won’t miss you too.
Relocation
An escape from this ghetto and being able to catch your breath from the wahala of corrupt government, insecurity, fake products, harsh economy and many other stressful things. Even though their currency is now better than ours, you can start with Benin Republic.
Nigerians are usually excited during the Christmas season, but it’s the third week of December 2023, and the atmosphere is very not Christmasy. Instead, citizens are caving under the weight of inflation — the exorbitant prices of “everything”.
We asked eight individuals how they’ll celebrate the season, and one thing is clear, they will have to settle for a stripped-down, low-budget celebration.
Abike * 28
I’ve attended about five Christmas shows this month, and when I calculated how much I spent on cab rides, it came down to about ₦58k. Just yesterday, I spent ₦14,800 to go to the Island. I had to jump bus back home. The cab prices are so ridiculous. I can’t believe I have to bail out on places I’d love to go simply because I check the cab prices and I can’t afford it. I don’t think I’ll go out a lot this Christmas because I don’t see these prices changing soon.
Joe* 37
My company dropped a bombshell on us last Friday: they couldn’t afford to pay our 13th-month bonus this year. After the year we’ve had, I sort of saw it coming, but I kept my hope alive. I mean, it’s Christmas, which company doesn’t want to make its employees happy during Christmas? Right after the announcement, I had to pull out of a four-day Ghana trip I’d planned with friends so it wouldn’t strain my December salary. I’ll settle for a small celebration at home. Maybe I’ll order food on the day to spark some joy, but that’s about it. I’d hate to start gnashing my teeth in the first week of 2024 because I went wild with my spending for Christmas.
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Abimbola* 49
I told my kids I wouldn’t get them Christmas clothes this year. They seemed content, but I didn’t like it. Since they lost their dad in 2018, I’ve always tried to do everything he did for them during the holidays. New clothes, shoes and pocket money. But this year, things are just so tough. My second born just gained admission to a university, and the last one is in SS3, which means he’ll be on his way to uni soon. We need to save all the money we can, so this Christmas will be a modest celebration. Just us in the house with good food to keep us going. They also don’t know it yet, but I won’t host a New Year party this year. All that money can go a long way in settling more important bills. Sadly, this is what it has come to.
Victor* 28
I’ve shelved my Christmas plans to travel home. It’s almost as if the transport workers are conniving with the government to make life more difficult for citizens. I’d planned to take a trip to Uyo and Port Harcourt. The last time I travelled to Port Harcourt, the bus fare was ₦17,500. But it’s now over ₦15k more expensive. I guess I’ll have to make do and stay in Lagos this year.
Temidayo* 25
FOMO has nothing on me this year. Everything is just freaking expensive, and it’s taken away the joy of the season. In previous years, I’d attend four to five concerts with my friends. But this year? I’ve not even blinked at any of the concert announcements. Have you seen the Bolt and Uber prices? And on top of that, you have to spend as much as ₦15 – 25k on regular tickets. I’ll stay inside this holiday, abeg.
Jeremiah *45
Christmas used to be a time of joy and plenty. I’ll never forgive everyone involved in getting our country to this point where everything is just hard. It’s a struggle to create the same memories I enjoyed as a kid for my children. I used to have a budget of ₦150-200k just for Christmas, and it was enough to have a great time. We’d get two live turkeys, cartons of juice and just stock up the house. My wife went shopping last week with the same budget, and we just had to laugh at what she returned with.
34* Bisoye
The situation in the country is so bad that I don’t even have plans to celebrate Christmas, not to talk of setting a budget. There’s no money. I’m going through a divorce, and it’s a lot. The legal fees are currently at about ₦550k. I’m in no mood to celebrate, but maybe I’ll visit a friend and spend the holidays with them.
Idowu* 28
Before December came, I already knew I wasn’t going to gallivant around Lagos unless I needed to. I’ve already turned down invitations to big events because of the amount I’d spend on transport. I’ve also been taking a lot of public transport this December. And anybody who knows me knows I mostly opt for private cabs. I live on the mainland, so I’ll stick to going to Ikeja instead of spending on Bolt fares to the Island. My mantra this season is “Home is where the heart is.” Stay indoors to avoid unnecessary debit alerts.
