Owning pets means much more than it appears on the surface. Each pet you choose to own says something deep about your personality. If you own a cat, here’s what it says about you. Don’t even try to argue, we never lie.
1. You like to love people who don’t love you back.
Think about it: you beg your cat to come for cuddles, you do the most to get your cat to acknowledge you. Now take a good look at your dating history, is this not the same pattern that happens?
2. You are a woman learning how to be more wicked.
Cats are the epitome of wickedness. Them no send anybody, even the owner, and nobody can take them for a ride. So, if you own a cat, you are definitely a woman learning how to increase your wickedness so that nobody will take you for a ride.
3. You’re a Yoruba man learning how to be more callous.
Anything the cat does becomes a lesson for you. Keeping your role model as a pet so you can become more effective at heartbreak and demonic activities. We sight you, boss.
4. You are a young person who has no plans of having children.
Yes, and you got that cat so that each time you have baby fever, you would think of how the cat never really loves you back, and it’ll serve as a reminder that children will be just as cruel, if not more.
5. You have money.
Because, come to think of it, why would you take on the responsibility of caring for a cat in this economy if it’s not because you have money to spare?
6. You don’t like people.
This is probably why you didn’t get a dog. You like your people the same way you like your pets: wanting very little of you, able to survive on their own and not intruding in your personal space. Are we right or are we right?
7. You like cleanliness.
This is a good trait, let’s be honest. It’s why you chose a cat as your pet. Everything is neat and clean.
8. You like it rough.
Cats scratch you when they are angry, when they are trying to steal your food, when they are trying to love up on you. You complain but you don’t cut their nails. You complain, yet you go after them despite all the scratches. Quick question…How do you like it in bed? Rough, yeah? We thought as much.
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