1. When she calls you just once and you don’t answer her loudly enough.
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Wahala aunty!
2. How she’s always extra during service.
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“Praise the Lord!!!”
3. How she reports you to the whole house when you take one spoon of her jollof.
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Ahn ahn aunty, calm down!
4. When you ask her for dash money, she’s like:
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“Stay away , oh ye devil!”
5. How she does gbeborun when you’re gisting with your friends.
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“So this girl is doing bad bad things in school, abi!”
6. When she’s gisting with your mum and you chook mouth.
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“Who asked you?”
7. When you tell her your boyfriend doesn’t have a job.
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“Come and help me hear this nonsense o!”
8. Her reaction when her husband is forming lovey dovey.
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She doesn’t believe in love, only money!
9. How she now digs it in the club on Friday night.
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“Ahh shoki!!!”