1. When you remember that your birthday is soon!
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Let the good times roll!
2. But then you also remember that you are very broke.
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Ah!
3. You check your account and it’s even worse than you thought!
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But I was supposed to have more than this!
4. Meanwhile your friends and colleagues are expecting you to “do birthday” for them!
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Look at these people oh!
5. You find out how much cake is and you’re like:
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For sugar and flour?
6. Even small chops are expensive.
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Puff puff is now arrogant!
7. People start texting you that they’re coming to your house after work that day:
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I am finished oh!
8. And before you know it your own birthday has become a prayer point.
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Father Lord do something miraculous in my account!
9. The closer you get to your birthday the more stressed you are.
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Why is time moving so fast?
10. Now you are thinking about your big age and lack of money.
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God why always me?
11. So you ask for the day off and tell everyone you’re travelling around that period.
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“Something impromptu oh! See you people in 3 days!”
12. But you stay at home and beg God not to allow this kind of wretchedness follow you into next year.
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This affliction must not arise a second time.