1. When you leave teen church and realise you are now a member of adult church:
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Ahn ahn! Just like that?
2. When someone suggests you join the choir/drama/ushering department because “singles are many there”:
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Sorry please who asked you?
3. When the pastor starts giving marriage tips and marriage is sounding like punishment:
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It’s kuku not by force!
4. How your newly engaged friends leave singles fellowship:
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“I am not one of them.”
5. When your newly engaged church friend is already dispensing relationship advice during bible study:
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Uncle shey you will marry first before you start doing abebelube!
6. When people start saying you’ll “find your Boaz/Proverbs 31 woman”:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390952/js2c8jwqzg7oh5iaknsz.jpg)
Hello please did I tell you they are my spec?
7. How people look at you when they see you with different friends of the opposite sex 3 weeks in a row:
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Someone cannot have friends in peace!
8. When people in church think you and your friend are “courting”:
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HELLO PLEASE LET’S OBSERVE CALM DOWN!
9. When there is yet another singles conference:
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Is it every month?
10. When someone claims God told them you are going to be their wife/husband:
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Please he did not tell me oh!
11. When couples start feeling cool in church:
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Please did Jesus marry?
12. How your parents looks at you when the pastor asks single people to stand up for prayers:
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Oya stand up so you can leave their house!