1. You can break up via text.


2. You can use the gateman to do it.

“Madam said I should not open the gate for you again.”

3. You can use bae’s mum to do it.

“My dear I need to tell you something.”

4. You can use your own mum to do it.

“Young lady don’t call my son again he said he is no longer doing.”

5. Block them on social media.

Everything oh! Facebook, twitter, Instagram.

6. Use their best friend to do your dirty work.

“Umm your boyfriend wants me to tell you something”

7. Just start parading your new boyfriend/girlfriend while you are dating a new one.

Love is love!


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