What is a situationship?
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So, how do you know you’re actually in a situationship with that your Nigerian “boyfriend”?
1. When you think you have found “the one”, then you realize you are just one of the shareholders.
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Chai!
2. When you ask him “what are we?”
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Oshey, Wale Adenuga.
3. When he sees you talking to another man after saying he doesn’t want anything serious.
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Hay God!
4. His face, when you tell him you love him.
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Ah! Chill small.
5. When he calls what you guys are doing “just talking.”
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Talking ke? For a year? As per motivational speaker?
6. You, whenever someone asks you if you are single.
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You are not even sure.
7. Him, introducing you: “Uhm! She is my…close friend.”
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Ehn? Pahdin?
8. When you’re not sure if you are even allowed to be jealous.
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Well, this is confusing.
9. When you tell him “do what you like” and he actually does what he likes.
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WOW!
10. The pictures = How he treats you vs. The caption = What he tells people.
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The worst.
11. Whenever he hears you mention anything about “the future.”
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BYE!
12. You: “I’m on my period, but you can still come ove…”
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Na wa!
13. You, waiting for it to become serious.
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Good luck with that.
14. When his jazz finally clears from your eyes.
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See my life.
15. Him, when you finally say you want to break up.
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Ouch!