1. When agberos start touching you the moment you enter the park.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395984/zdv6rmioj3jwq6nyvss2.jpg)
Can you not?
2. When they make you fill a manifest with your next of kin’s number and address.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391542/viql4quk4hwchsp4kdi8.jpg)
Are you planning on having accident, abi what?
3. You, waiting for the bus to get full.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395767/khmwraywa1umplnjfaef.png)
CAN WE MOVE?
4. How they pack you in the bus:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395984/z9zme8m0kowpytnhg98n.jpg)
The struggle.
5. When one pastor appears to preach and collect prayer offering before the bus leaves.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390905/w7qdifwngm1q7eelxtd0.jpg)
Not today, biko.
6. When the bus starts moving before the person you bought gala from has given you change.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391518/ecllhk3jt5vl43blmoa2.jpg)
WAIT!!!
7. Your driver, when he sees FRSC and he is not wearing seatbelt.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390952/lifhnomvmdcjmd5h37tp.jpg)
Oh God!
8. How everyone looks at that person that just keeps shouting “slow down oh!”.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391568/b1fsswforw9qkq83jm0k.jpg)
Go down and trek na.
9. When your battery dies in the middle of the trip.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395931/tuzapkdjkv4likqokbs8.jpg)
WHY ME?
10. When a trailer comes out of nowhere and the driver skillfully dodges it.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395938/hnn1ndh5m0umidfckljc.gif)
Bad guy.
11. When someone tells the driver to stop so they can use the toilet.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395727/gpueuxfkyazmajufluou.jpg)
Better hold yourself.
12. The whole bus, when you reach a military checkpoint.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390925/dscsw9nhfmmu3lnozgma.jpg)
Just comport yourself.
13. When something happens and the driver says you’ll have to stay over night.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395764/w2zfab9juttwzsxshbyw.jpg)
Hay God!
14. When you see your luggage after you reach your destination:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390908/jdpkmdxgzjiheby8reuf.jpg)
Always dirty.
Co-written by Zikoko Contributor,
@John_Osbo