1. That deep freezer full of stockfish and goat meat:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396034/b4nwvfjlonwe5nbnyfwd.jpg)
Probably 2 freezers sef, if there is space.
2. A stack of buckets nobody is using to do anything:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396034/vhdhe7rslg8defaqozpl.jpg)
WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY BUCKETS?
3. Ghana-must-go bags filled to the brim with nonsense:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395729/gipeikx2zin6nw6qxbmz.jpg)
That thing you think you misplaced 5 years ago? It’s inside one of them.
4. Old cans of paint no one will ever use:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391611/ldgglith8tnfkpkw0wv6.jpg)
For what ehn?
5. At least 3 fuel kegs because NEPA is an enemy of progress:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396034/sxwct2d5t3qaiq9mp6e1.png)
Can’t risk it.
6. Mattress for the relatives that come and “visit”:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391097/gvxh9kxftxksiakwe5d8.jpg)
“Visit” that turns into living sha.
7. Every broken gadget that has ever passed through that house:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391611/v8g1easlrwxpnuradn7f.jpg)
AC oh, VHS player oh, EVERYTHING!!!
8. The dynamic duo of Nigerian foods:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391611/lavci3hnkgjojlpppxf6.jpg)
As if we are storing for the Apocalypse.
9. That Christmas tree and dead Christmas lights that are older than you and your siblings:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396034/vdrsy2hhdjowphuo6jux.jpg)
Buy new ones ke? For what?
10. All your old textbooks and report cards from primary school to secondary school:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391044/qorrnzuq3giy45kyobfk.jpg)
Because that 1999 Ugo C. Ugo might still be useful one day.
11. Old shoes they swear they’ll still wear, even though one leg is missing:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396035/gzqi4cngvsjke1xbpb58.jpg)
“It just needs polish.”
12. All the plates, bowls and umbrellas from all the Owambes they’ve ever attended:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396035/eviteyqsxi5dphva6nbv.jpg)
And there have been A LOT of Owambes.
13. The special cutlery you only use during christmas and when really important guests come:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391611/wsppqroqh17kcff5hnlj.jpg)
Not for you people oh, you’re not special enough.
So, basically EVERYTHING is in that garage except their actual car:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395840/xdrxmf7grkwhxjitlnee.gif)
Our parents are special, abeg.