1. When you enter the office and see that overeager colleague approaching you.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391579/nwuffyvvrta3tltk5oj7.jpg)
Just don’t abeg.
2. When that colleague that lives around your side always gets to work before you.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390908/i0tyuppyioih5i34rvvc.jpg)
Oshey, employee of the month.
3. When you’re getting along with your colleagues and they spoil it by inviting you out after work.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391065/nq7dj8vcmzjeq3ywksnx.png)
Take it easy.
4. That colleague that keeps trying to talk to you when you have your earbuds in.
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Are you well?
5. You, avoiding your colleagues in public at all costs:
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This 9 – 5 is enough, abeg.
6. That colleague that always tells you personal stories that leave you looking for their point like:
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Well, that was a waste of my time.
7. Whenever one of them manages to find you on social media.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391038/q0iu9gvvahk7hrfxxyh0.jpg)
Is there no escaping you people?
8. Nigerian colleagues and “you’re adding weight oh!”
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395927/x0oyewsnqpy43hebsvdn.jpg)
Thank you, weight scale.
9. You, at every single work event.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395997/h6slrcqpcavzvl845tsh.jpg)
Kill me now.
10. Colleague: “I can’t come to work, I’m not feeling fine.”
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We know the truth.
11. When you’re single and your colleague is constantly trying to set you up.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391385/j276apjrosarc5zbthpx.jpg)
Is it your ‘single’?
12. When you’re sneaking out during your lunch-break so nobody asks you to help them get food.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390984/zwx0rcdazdpihebgjoxq.jpg)
Not today, biko.
13. When you say “come and join me” while you are eating and they actually come.
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See what home training has caused?
14. When your colleague with terrible taste keeps playing their music with loudpeakers.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395691/xheoyxcjleoezfvdqyxq.png)
Later you will say you have sense.
15. You, pretending to be busy so you don’t have to walk out with anyone.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395934/mrujorgaefsil50h5m9n.jpg)
I don’t have your energy.
16. You, when they start arguing about football or politics.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390905/yzcigxosbr18l14vh2gr.jpg)
Let me just face my front.
17. How your colleagues look at you when you leave the office at 5 on the dot:
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Na una sabi.
18. When they ask you to “wait small” so you can give them a ride home.
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See this one.