1. So you’ve just finished NYSC and your adulting has fully begun
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Yes o!
2. And all your mates are running up and down trying to get a job
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Applying up and down!
3. But you’re not really bothered because your uncle at NNPC told you to bring your CV after NYSC
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1489742606/i_mchillin_pvlnhd.gif)
I’m not even bothered.
4. And even your aunty at CBN has told you to put your mind at rest
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1480527527/relaxx_y3yjt4.gif)
I’ve got zero worries!
5. When you see your mates busy applying to banks up and down, you’re like
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1489040279/cant-relate_mleqhk.gif)
2 or 3 jobs are already waiting for me sha!
6. How you get yourself ready to see your uncles and aunts that have promised you the world
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1474037348/clothes-wardrobe_ovbuhp.gif)
Let me slay for them!
7. How you give them plenty missed calls when they don’t want to pick up
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1476285632/phone-call_viurnb.jpg)
What’s happening here?
8. You, when you go to their office and their secretary says they’re not around
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1475065676/IMG_0106_mf0cty.jpg)
So whose car did I see outside?
9. When you now try applying for other jobs but they’re all closed
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1481753026/Cry_7_xueyzv_zjiapl.jpg)
I have finished myself!
10. You, when you see your mates going to work and you’re still jobless
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1488188812/crying_fc5l08.gif)
Take me with you now!
11. When you see your aunties and uncles at family weddings, you’re like
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You people don’t kuku have shame.
12. The next time a family member says you should bring your CV, you’re like
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I don’t want!