1. You, entering the birthday party with your dancing shoes like:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391610/xf5cykulkybtmmnwcb6u.jpg)
TURN UP!
2. The MC at every single Nigerian birthday party:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396033/ivuv6uulnh8cupg5iseq.jpg)
Always looking like they came out of a horror movie.
3. When the MC calls your age group to come out for the dancing competition.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395763/ll7eawenenb3sfe6nwiy.jpg)
My body is ready.
4. Awilo Longomba blessed us with the dancing competition song of our childhood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a6KHE2ICqg
5. When the DJ starts the music and you scatter leg to win that extra party pack.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390897/w3yxpyxb2p7djqc3oawu.gif)
Today is my day.
6. How you look at that child that is still dancing when the DJ stops the music:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391315/in9agnpleigkvwkgyacg.jpg)
See this one.
7. That child that refuses to leave the dance-floor without a fight:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391493/tknfvvrdtk5h6o6lzrav.jpg)
Please come and be going.
8. You, when the MC asks the crowd “is he the winner?”
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391515/d1e5kloutaosjmw3mv58.png)
Baba God do it for your child.
9. How Nigerian adults always shout the answer:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391610/prfqpgj4nxuahxdus0jc.png)
Hian! Calm dow na.
10. When they use loudest clapping to measure the winner but you don’t have any friends.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391000/m8kb0nnpnwivkrb9njmh.jpg)
See my life.
11. You, trying not to cry when they finally bounce you.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391096/l5pemyg6ovzujwt5kmdo.jpg)
Let me hold myself.
12. You, when the MC now shouts “EVERYONE TELL HIM BYE BYE!”
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395724/uuzivsfobwxnvh7tazmh.png)
Are you not a demon?
13. When the celebrant wins the dancing competition.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395857/opm3ea4gapjyoupvkox4.jpg)
The making of Nigerian politicians.