1. Your wardrobe needs serious pimping so you go to the most legit boutique in Lagos.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391438/w0y7extbo5pelfjq6upz.jpg)
Time to glo up!
2. When you realise you’re going to spend the whole day trekking through the market.
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Tired in advance.
3. When someone calls you fine girl with no pimples.
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Oh my!
4. When they start pulling you to come and buy orange and gold leggings.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390971/ln18afu2e1t2k78q43xs.jpg)
I’m not buying abeg.
5. When someone insults you because you asked them not to grab you.
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Is your uncle alright?
6. When a seller tells you the top is a ‘pinging’ top.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395793/pvqkwhemfcuxvnummt4j.png)
Which one is pinging again?
7. Balogun market traders and “I get stock top”.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391032/nji8fqbr6ermzlywwy0q.jpg)
LOL!
8. When everything is so fine, you just want to take them all home.
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Can I just take everything please?
9. When you go to Balogun market during Christmas season.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390984/e5ubmahg0t3zrodo3u8x.jpg)
Hay God!
10. When they say ‘make I go bring am for our second shop’ but keep you waiting for hours.
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Na wa oh!
11. When you want to start pricing a top and the seller says ‘you can’t afford this one’.
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Don’t be angry now.
12. You, after seeing a top you just bought hanging in ten different shops.
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*Cries in popular demand*
13. When people say they bought a bag for $14,000 and you see the same bag for 3,000 Naira.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391023/djevfrjbowxjcokqvnpv.gif)
Who original don epp?
14. When they try to convince you to buy a size 12 dress but you’re size 8.
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See this one.
15. When you see the shoes you bought 10k online going for 2k at Balogun market.
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Chisos, see scam!
16. How you drag yourself home after spending the whole day at the market.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391435/hquaikkxtytpo8v7n63k.gif)
Worth it!
17. When you wear your new clothes and get several compliments.
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Yas!