1. Saturdays that come with Owambes
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Like 4 or 5 weddings is very alright.
2. A gallon of palm oil in their soup.
Just because they can.
3. Shouting at everything and shouting at nothing
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Because the whole neighbourhood must know they’re around.
4. Gosip, gossip and more gossip.
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They come alive when it’s gossip-time.
5. Pricing things and generally disturbing traders
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Yoruba mothers will price from N1000 to N100. Kuku carry it for free.
6. Disturbing all the single ladies
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Immediately after NYSC, just submit your potential husband list.
7. Using body language
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If you understand, you understand.
8. Exaggerating everything possible
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Yoruba mothers will add spice, pepper and oil to the original gist.
9. When you kneel down to greet your Yoruba mom’s friends, she’s like:
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Because you have proven she taught you home training.
10. Yoruba mothers and Whatsapp broadcast messages
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Somebody, please seize their phones.
11. When Yoruba mothers realize Whatsapp is not free
12. When you now bring a spouse that is actually Yoruba
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Wedding o’clock!