16 Hilarious Things That Would Happen If Africa Were A School

1. Apparently, Tunisia would be the olodo back bencher hay God!

#IfAfricaWasASchool Tunisia will be that kid that nobody understands or talks to
— Sheesh Tawous (@RaniaUNRATED) August 24, 2016

2. There’s always that one kid with anger problems.

During arguments: Nigeria: Are you mad? Do you know who I am? Do you know who my Father is? #IfAfricaWasASchool pic.twitter.com/8tjb5znVnb
— DaddyMOSneh (@officialdaddymo) August 25, 2016

3. Then there’s the class bully you dare not mess with.

When Nigeria sees its name on the list of noise makers… #IfAfricaWasASchool pic.twitter.com/8G7mi8wqxj
— DaddyMOSneh (@officialdaddymo) August 25, 2016

4. Serious flogging would be the order of the day.

#IfAfricaWasASchool This is the response to returning from the @Olympics without a medal pic.twitter.com/6z4NwCqw6s
— Wale Gates (@walegates) August 25, 2016

5. That one kid always telling her clique she’s better than everyone else.

.@_Almaqah every time Ethiopia reminds the other kids for the 1000th time it was never colonized #ifafricawasaschool pic.twitter.com/iM4nFl6NOO
— Karen Attiah (@KarenAttiah) August 25, 2016

6. We would all really look forward to prom though.

#IfAfricaWasAschool prom would be lit? pic.twitter.com/o5zm4rRYyP
— إبراهيم لو (@abraham_lou) August 25, 2016

7. And one principal would serve for like 100 decades.

#IfAfricaWasASchool Ladies And Gentlemen Meet Your Principal, Your Kid's Principal & You GrandKid's Principal ????? pic.twitter.com/4iRwDnce1k
— Caster Van Niekerk (@UNcubeOthungayo) August 25, 2016

8. We all know that one kid always tryna act like they should be in a private school.

Look here Mr Egypt… #IfAfricaWasASchool pic.twitter.com/Jwa957svBE
— DaddyMOSneh (@officialdaddymo) August 25, 2016

9. And exchange students would just be annoyingly clueless.

#IfAfricaWasASchool
White exchange student: Can y'all teach me African
Everyone: pic.twitter.com/5sTBIKuQCr
— Young Fiji Water?? (@MumboSauceWalka) August 25, 2016

10. The guys no one ever notice would now be like:

#IfAfricaWasASchool swaziland, madagascar, western sahara, somaliland, lesotho form an after school club. pic.twitter.com/ZO4Dt6vYkW
— skyn-ny (@uziharun) August 25, 2016

11. Nigeria and Ghana would be the ultimate frenemies.

Ghana and Nigeria would have an argument about Jollof in English class…daily. #IfAfricaWasASchool pic.twitter.com/hYi8cLvnY0
— ️ (@antiIoud) August 25, 2016

12. Actually, Nigeria would piss off a lot of kids with his smoothness.

When Kenya goes after the finest babe but realises Nigeria already beat him to it #IfAfricaWasASchool pic.twitter.com/D6n22TO4mr
— DaddyMOSneh (@officialdaddymo) August 25, 2016

13. Nobody would even bother to form posh again bringing chips to school.

#IfAfricaWasASchool
Lunch break would look like this pic.twitter.com/84iOjbK5xr
— Jimmy $auce (@jlkamara) August 25, 2016

14. Friends turned enemies will now be like:

#IfAfricaWasASchool when sudan and south sudan see each other in the cafeteria. pic.twitter.com/RmTXhXnb4Y
— mamush (@JonAsfaw13) August 24, 2016

15. Nigeria would be the ultimate hustle-kid.

#IfAfricaWasASchool
Nigeria would be that kid that tries to scam everyone. pic.twitter.com/12683mi5KN
— Ahmed (@AhmedtheNasir) August 24, 2016

16. And Sister Zambia would be the prayer warrior in the class.

#IfAfricaWasASchool Zambia is that religious student who thinks prayer solve everything
"there is a snake in class run"
Zambia : Lets pray
— C•A| Winston (ZW) (@Curate_Africa) August 24, 2016

16 Hilarious Things That Would Happen If Africa Were A School

1. Apparently, Tunisia would be the olodo back bencher hay God!

2. There’s always that one kid with anger problems.

3. Then there’s the class bully you dare not mess with.

4. Serious flogging would be the order of the day.

5. That one kid always telling her clique she’s better than everyone else.

6. We would all really look forward to prom though.

7. And one principal would serve for like 100 decades.

8. We all know that one kid always tryna act like they should be in a private school.

9. And exchange students would just be annoyingly clueless.

10. The guys no one ever notice would now be like:

11. Nigeria and Ghana would be the ultimate frenemies.

12. Actually, Nigeria would piss off a lot of kids with his smoothness.

13. Nobody would even bother to form posh again bringing chips to school.

14. Friends turned enemies will now be like:

15. Nigeria would be the ultimate hustle-kid.

16. And Sister Zambia would be the prayer warrior in the class.

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16 Hilarious Things That Would Happen If Africa Were A School

1. Apparently, Tunisia would be the olodo back bencher *hay God!*

2. There’s always that one kid with anger problems.

3. Then there’s the class bully you dare not mess with.

4. Serious flogging would be the order of the day.

5. That one kid always telling her clique she’s better than everyone else.

6. We would all really look forward to prom though.

7. And one principal would serve for like 100 decades.

8. We all know that one kid always tryna act like they should be in a private school.

9. And exchange students would just be annoyingly clueless.

10. The guys no one ever notice would now be like:

11. Nigeria and Ghana would be the ultimate frenemies.

12. Actually, Nigeria would piss off a lot of kids with his smoothness.

13. Nobody would even bother to form posh again bringing chips to school.

14. Friends turned enemies will now be like:

15. Nigeria would be the ultimate hustle-kid.

16. And Sister Zambia would be the prayer warrior in the class.

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1. Apparently, Tunisia would be the olodo back bencher hay God!