Giveaway threads are common on Twitter. They promise everything from money to iPhone. On a Twitter giveaway, anything is possible. But what happens if you post your account number and never win it? This post is for you.
1. You, when you see a giveaway thread.
Time to go make some free dough.
2. But your crush is following you on Twitter so you cannot afford to be shameless.
What will I do like this?
3. You posting your account number like that.
Because who shame help?
4. You patiently waiting for alerts.
It will sha enter my own account today. After posting on six giveaway threads, one has to enter.
5. Your face when you hear that people are receiving alerts.
What about me? What about me oh?
6. And then you realise that you commented on a fake account.
How could I not have noticed?
7. You promising not to enter another giveaway again.
But you know you will. You’re too greedy to let free money go like that.