6 Features We Need From Twitter ASAP

August 15, 2020

Twitter developers are trying, and we really value their hard work. But wouldn’t Twitter be wayyy more cooler with these features?

1. A filter for reasonable trends.

That way, when a hashtag like “OurLeftBumBum” is trending, you won’t even catch a whiff of it.

2. An assistant whose work is to help you know which tweet to bother about.

That way, you will have something like: “So-so has just tweeted, but don’t bother yourself. The tweet no too get value.”

3. A reminder that will keep you in check.

That way, when you spend too long on Twitter, you get a notification like, “You don dey this app since morning. You nor get job wey you suppose do?”

4. A conscience checker.

This one is necessary for those people who tweet okoto. Just before they hit send, the checker will simply tell them: “You sef look wetin you tweet. E make sense for your eye?”

5. A more caustic DM filter.

That way, when someone sends you a triggering DM, the filter will tell them, “Oga, carry that ghetto behaviour comot for here.”

6. And finally, a feature that will hide every tweet that is unrelated to a very important Twitter thread.

That way, influencers won’t tell us to forget Buhari and focus on their iPhone selfies.

Kunle Ologunro

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