What’s The Best Thing To Eat Bread With? We Ranked Them All

September 18, 2020

Today on the ranking menu, we have butter, jam, mayonnaise, peanut butter and chocolate. Which one comes first and which one comes last? Dig in to find out.

5. Jam.

This is highly nutritious and tasty, but it comes last for me. There’s something about its level of sweetness that I find… too sweet? I like it in doughnuts though. Very splendid.

4. Chocolate spread.

Chocolate spread is great, especially if you try it with toast bread or toast your bread with it. That’s why it ranks higher for me. The flavour it brings is, ugh, delightful.

3. Mayonnaise.

People who don’t like mayonnaise and bread, wetin dey happen? Mayonnaise has to be one of God’s greatest gift to man. Combined with bread, it’s heavenly. I bless the day I tasted that combo.

2. Peanut butter.

love this so much I’m tempted to put it first, but sadly, I can’t. Everything about peanut butter is great, but we have to be honest that it is not as versatile as butter. And that’s why this beauty sits at number two.

1. Butter.

The OG reclaims its spot. I think the fun thing is that butter is that spread we will always return to despite how much time we spend away from it. And I think that’s why it stays winning.

Bonus: Stew.

Say what you may, but bread and stew actually bangs. The real ones know this for sure.

Did you see our pepper soup rankings? We Ranked Nigerian Pepper Soups From Worst To Best

Kunle Ologunro

Join The Conversation

Bring a friend.

You'll like this


Now on Zikoko

Cross River by-election
November 27, 2020

There will be by-elections in Cross River and some states other in Nigeria on December 5, 2020, and we’re counting down to the elections. We have written about everything you need to know about the by-elections and all the candidates in the Bayelsa West and Central Senatorial by-election. In Cross River state, the death of […]

November 27, 2020

Women are often overlooked in conversations about marital infidelity, thanks to the notion that women aren’t very inclined to cheat on their spouses. I spoke to six married women who have had relationships without their husbands’ knowledge. They had some pretty interesting stories. Editorial note: This article was updated to include Chidinma’s entry which was […]

Recommended Quizzes

November 1, 2019

Twitter is buzzing right now, bringing a new conversation to the concept of cool vs not-so-cool, especially in relationships. If you’ve been thinking about how much of a red flag you are, why don’t you let this quiz help you decide once and for all?

January 2, 2020

Do you have even a single romantic bone in your body? Well, if you’re not sure about just how sweet and thoughtful you can be to someone you love, that’s what this quiz is here to answer. 11 Quizzes For Nigerians Who Are Ready To Marry  Are you ready to marry? Take these quizzes.

December 5, 2019

We already tried to guess how much you have in your account and your current net worth, and we think we did a pretty great job (keep any complaints to yourself). Now, we’re going to try and guess your monthly salary based on your relationship with money. Oya, take the quiz: 11 Quizzes For Nigerians […]

More from Ranked


Trending Videos

Zikoko Originals

November 2, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
October 26, 2020
A collection of videos documenting some of the events of the EndSARS protests.
June 22, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
June 22, 2020
Hacked is an interesting new series by Zikoko made up of fictional but hilarious chat conversations.
June 4, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
June 2, 2020
Quickie is a video series where everyone featured gets only one minute to rant, review or do absolutely anything.
May 14, 2020
Isolation Diary is a Zikoko series that showcases what isolation is like for one young Nigerian working from home due to the Coronavirus pandemic.
March 12, 2020
Life is already hard. Deciding where to eat and get the best lifestyle experiences, isn't something you should stress about. Let VRSUS do that for you.
February 6, 2020
Who doesn't want to find love? In our bid to help, we paired up a bunch of single Nigerians, sending them on an all-expense paid date, and interviewing them before and after they met.

Z! Stacks

Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:

Zikoko amplifies African youth culture by curating and creating smart and joyful content for young Africans and the world.