We Can’t Believe All The Crazy Things Music Lovers Get Up To

March 5, 2020

As far as addictions go, music is pretty tame, we’ll be honest.

I mean, if we had to choose between obsessively jamming Burna Boy’s ‘Ye’ in the first week of its release, and taking a bump of that Colorado all the children are hitting these days, it’s team Obnoxious African giant all day.

But that’s not to say music lovers aren’t 100% batshit crazy as well. We have all the notes and receipts to prove this:

Do you know music lovers need background music playing when they’re sad?

Heartbreak slaps different when you’re listening to Ne-Yo’s ‘So-Sick’ on the radio it would appear.

Actually taking a break from your shower to change the music playing from your phone.

Have to keep the bathroom vibes going, whatever that is.

The fact that once upon a time, people carried these around for music?

Bruh, people were going through it.

Forget walkmans. Can you imagine there was a time people used to voluntarily hurl these around?

Brazy!

Walking and backing traffic, but still refusing to lower the volume on headsets.

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What manner of dangerous game?

Learning the lyrics to your favourite song and then going on rap genius for the explanation.

N.B: This feature is not available in your country with all its pangolo music.

Risking five viruses and a system shut down just to download music illegally.

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Chale, e be tins.

Being too broke to afford Apple Music on your iPhone and getting music through Xender instead.

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Needing background music while you do dishes.

Studies have shown that this makes work move 10X faster.

When one ear of your earphones spoils, and you turn into a mad scientist trying to get both ears to work again.

Music lovers are actually crazy.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done for music?

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