Z! Daily: I’ve Spent 8 Years in China, but I Still Feel Like an Alien

But hey, who knows, maybe I’d wake up on the adventurous let’s-go-out-and-eat-food-we-already-have-at-home-only-more-expensive side of the bed tomorrow. Unlikely, but a girl can dream.

In This Letter:

• 1You should know these things before dating a bad bitch
• 2Nollywood, please let these plots rest
• 3Nigerian Police PROs need to be stopped, and these tweets prove it

Through someone I was initially supposed to interview. I met that person through Instagram, and we exchanged numbers at some point. So, when I knew I’d be writing a story on someone from China, I just texted her. She almost ghosted me, but she eventually told me her friend who’d been there for 8 years wanted to do the interview.

I was getting into this story until I got to the part where she said the Chinese lit her hair on fire. Like what?

LMAO. That part blew my mind. There’s a lot of stuff that didn’t even make it to the final story; it’s that crazy. The most shocking part for me was when someone dragged her by the hair just because she wanted to know if it was real. Like, are you mad or something? On top of that, the person was angry when she confronted her.

Mad. The country’s orderliness aside, I don’t see China in my future. Do you?

I don’t see China in my future, please. It will remain a place I read and hear about for a very long time.

You should know these things before dating a bad bitch

So you’re lusting after a bad bitch? Get in line with the 50 other people. If you eventually turn out to be the lucky person she chooses, you’ll need to know certain things.

These are very important

Nollywood, please let these plots rest

The one that annoys me is how the prince always falls in love with the poor girl. In what world is that realistic, and how come Adenuga’s son hasn’t found me yet?

It’s enough, please

Nigerian Police PROs need to be stopped, and these tweets prove it

I don’t know what purpose these PROs are meant to fulfil, but it can’t be to present a cute image of the police. It’s not working.

They’re not doing the best job

Why Are You Still in the Streets?

Since you don’t want to leave, you should at least have a good reason for it.

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