These Are the Next Best Jobs After Being Paid to Sleep

December 7, 2022

TBH, no normal person looks forward to being bound by capitalism. But mans gotta eat, and since we all can’t get paid to sleep, these jobs are the next best thing.

Local government chairman

This will just be like you’re being paid to sleep. When has your local government chairman ever been “on seat”?

President

Imagine being the number one citizen. You can even decide to eat jollof for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Side effects include being dragged if you don’t do your work sha.  

Tech person

Sure, your neighbours may think you’re jobless if you work from home, but you’d have the account of a baller and the bragging rights only a tech career can give. Sounds like a win to me.

Zikoko writer

What other job allows you to wake up and decide to ask people what type of bread they are?

Bank official

Just so you can walk around the banking hall for no reason, and play Solitaire on your computer, while ignoring angry customers.

Owambe food server

You haven’t tasted real power until you get to decide who eats at an owambe.

Twitter CEO

Forget working up from the bottom. Make sure you start right at the top as CEO, so you can bag the most coins.

If that doesn’t work out, you can always just choose the become-a-tech-person option we mentioned earlier.

Moringa School is offering soon-to-be techies the opportunity to learn the fundamentals of front-end web development. If you’re interested in software development and improving your tech skills, then they’ve got the perfect option for you. 

Apply now to get your tech career started.

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