5 Rejection Letters That Are Painful But Also Unintentionally Hilarious

February 25, 2020

Rejections are tough whether it is a heartbreak, a job, or a scholarship. Regardless of the context, it’s a tough pill to swallow.

However, there are some rejection letters that either surprise you or make you laugh just a little because of the response.

Just putting it out there that if you laugh at another person’s pain, you are a bad person. Sorry, we don’t make the rules.

If you fit the description above, let’s begin:

1) Why?

Did the person do something wrong?

2) I stan a fighter.

Never give up.

3) Lmaoo.

Kids, don’t try this at home.

4) Energy.

The motto for 2020 – Reject rejection.

5) Confusion.

And they lived happily ever after…

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