DNA testing has been all the rage in recent weeks. Some things might happen that should make you suspect the paternity of your child. If the child does any of these things, make your way to the DNA testing center ASAP. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
1. The child eats fufu
Any child that can put that smelly morsel in their mouth is definitely no child of yours. Run the DNA test. (If you eat fufu, I advise you run the DNA test on yourself too).
2. The child is rude to you
How can your own child be rude to you? Do DNA tests sharp sharp so you can help them find their real father.
3. The child looks like your wife’s bestie
I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, but you might want to look into this.
4. The child is smart
Meanwhile, you were constantly last in class. Run that DNA test.
5. The child can sing
But your voice sounds like a frog’s. Definitely not your child. Run the test.
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