If you’re a man who grew up in Nigeria, chances are that you’ve heard one or more of these:
7) “Don’t collect food from just any woman because of love potion.”
Only if it was that easy.
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6) “If you leave your hair at the barber’s shop, your destiny can enter voicemail.”
Early 2000s were rough.
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5) “If you wear loose boxers instead of tight pants or boxers, your penis will grow out of proportion and embarrass you.”
Who wouldn’t like that sort of embarrassment?
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4) “If a man is beaten with a broom, he’ll go impotent.”
I low key believe this one because that’s what that party with broom sign is doing to our country.
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3) “Oshodi is a dangerous place for your manhood.”
Because agents of darkness are lurking and hoping to steal it.
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2) “Washing a woman’s underwear is caused by juju/jazz.”
Lol.
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1) “You only look responsible on skin cut/skodo.”
The greatest lie ever!
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