From not understanding how Twitter works to falling madly in love with it, this is a route that is all too familiar for a lot of people. If you can relate, spread the gospel.
1. First, you didn’t understand how Twitter worked and your followers didn’t grow so you abandoned it.
Ain’t nobody got time for all that.
2. But then you started seeing savage tweets on Instagram.
And you’re thinking, “Is it the same Twitter I know or did they develop another one?”
3. And on people’s status.
This premium humour.
4. And then it occurred to you that this Twitter might be interesting.
Hmm. Is it not time to go back to my first love like this?
5. So you reactivated your account.
Hello, hello. Look who’s back!
6. And by a stroke of luck, you happened to follow the influencers with tweets and the drama
Drama mixed with entertainment and a bit of assorted wahala.
7. And suddenly, you became hooked.
8. This is how you check Twitter every minute
Wetin dey shele?
9. You, waiting for your followers to increase.
Who knows, me sef I might become a celeb on this app.
10. You, when you unfollow those who won’t follow you back
11. You, every time they are dragging someone
This is kuku what I came here for. Start, abeg.