This Twitter Account Is Digging Up The Funniest Nigerian Tweets Ever

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A few days ago, this Twitter account started compiling out of context Nigerian tweets and we haven’t stopped laughing since. Here are some of the gems that they’ve dug up, and we’re sure there’s more to come.

1. Is there FIFA in hell?

2. That’s not how you use the dove emoji.

3. Modern problems require modern solutions

4. Call Of Duty gets really intense sometimes.

5. He needed the energy to move.

6. This would bang, not gonna lie.

7. Old but gold

8. It’s the smirk emoji that makes this tweet perfect

9. Cutlass?

10. Okay, hold on.

11. Obviously, there’s this classic.

12. And this one too.

13. This tweet is legendary.


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