1. We didn’t want to believe this one, but do some of you actually eat bread and indomie?

2. Na wa oh, you people are actuallly dangerous, if you’ve eaten rice and okro before, please just log out of here quietly!

3. Now, for those special people that still break bread inside tea, we just have one question:

4. I don’t know if some of you are just tired of your stomachs, but anyone that has used coke to soak garri, we actually have a good counsellor’s number we can give you oh

5. These people are just MESSILESS, beans and garri, for why now? Don’t you fear God?

6. White rice and coleslaw? Wawuuuu

7. Okay, so we’re just going to come out and say it, what were we thinking when we used to combine Gala and Lacasera?


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