1. When you come late and try to enter church while they are praying.
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2. When the usher tries to separate you from your squad.
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3. When the usher tells you and your guys to “move forward”.
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4. When they make you sit behind the woman with the tallest gele.
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5. When they tap you to stand up during prayers.
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6. When you’re using your bible app and they tell you to put your phone away.
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7. When you don’t have offering and the usher is still standing beside you.
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8. How the ushers looks at you when you haven’t been to church all year then appear for Christmas Carol:
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9. When you start dozing off and the usher taps you.
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10. When you’re texting in church and an usher walks by.
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11. When you save a seat for your friend and the usher asks “is anyone there?”
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12. When you’re talking to your guy and the usher hears you.
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13. You, when the usher still hasn’t given you offering envelope.
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14. The usher’s face, when you ask for N100 change for your offering.
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