1. The morning devotion starter pack:
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The best.
2. Your second bible from children to teens church:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395971/hmatmqvgl0grkd1a2p9z.jpg)
By Mummy G.O.
3. Your church, when they say Daddy G.O will be visiting.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391450/dkjskxb9u0ywm0a900i9.jpg)
I must see him.
4. When you always passed at least 3 RCCG parishes before reaching your own.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390979/gqkdrcucefgeqqzkzqtn.jpg)
Why can’t we just go to the closest one?
5. Always hearing Area pastor, Zonal pastor, and Parish pastor, but never knowing the difference.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395726/guj2djqcekhjza03rxyx.jpg)
Which one is which again?
6. Whenever your parents forced you to go for Digging Deep or Faith Clinic.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391044/jrpslu0btw3tl7qreuwm.jpg)
I’m tired.
7. You and your family turning up every Thanksgiving sunday like:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391044/owvj7wxo51zzwf9lbllv.jpg)
We slay!
8. When service is meant to end by 11:30, but by 12:30 you’re still there.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395724/gex0bzifzzayumznjexd.png)
Hay God!
9. When you hear “Good women wait behind” and you know you’re not leaving church anytime soon.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391032/my3bcur7js4jwyuuzlq0.jpg)
Chai!
10. You, dodging responsibilities during teens and children’s week.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391552/qaly9qdlbvyczlivnmu5.jpg)
It’s not me and you people.
11. Your parents, when you tell them you don’t want to attend Redeemer’s university.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391046/cype72a8wsvpmg40gwit.jpg)
Is it by force?
12. When you just got back from church and they are already calling you for house fellowship.
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Epp me.
13. You, the day before every yearly fast.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395757/ayvg0fpsddykok6fdbv3.jpg)
My body is ready.
14. When Easter comes and your parents start talking about Lets-Go-A-Fishing.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391046/pgljuviyc4nxckcok3fo.jpg)
NO!
15. How Lagos-Ibadan expressway looks every Holy Ghost Service:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390968/dhspltnqmyzxu4fy8edn.jpg)
The struggle.