1. When you want to borrow the money, be as humble as possible.
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2. Thank them well even when you have no intention of giving them the money back.
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3. For the first few days (or weeks) after borrowing the money, stay loyal.
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4. When they ask you when you plan to return the money, never be straightforward.
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5. When they ask you for collateral for this money.
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Now to the hiding:
6. Make your Instagram account private.
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7. If they’re on your Twitter timeline, you can’t tweet or even ‘lol’ at tweets.
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8. When your phone is ringing and it’s them, do not pick.
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Like, don’t touch the phone.
9. After a while, pick up and tell them your phone fell in the toilet or that you’ve been sick.
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10. When they start shouting for their money, get angry too.
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11. If they catch you at a lit hangout, tell them your rich friend sponsored you.
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12. When they don’t believe, ask if you can pay in installments.
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13. But you already know it’s safer to avoid lit hangouts and just follow them online.
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14. When you see them walking towards you in public.
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15. If you think you might never pay them back, block them across the digital universe.
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16. Or die.
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