15 Things Only People Who Attended Kings College Will Understand

April 13, 2016

1. When the call is sounded all must answer:

Voice and bearing showing neither shame nor fear.

2. When you come to school with your newest white.

Feeling myself.

3. How boys enter Queens College for Interhouse Sports:

Kill them.

4. When you hear that Mr. Abati is the one to flog you.

Jehovah!

5. When you forget to add “please” at the end of every sentence when talking to your seniors.

Sorry please.

6. When you hear a senior shout “a boy there” or “last boy”

RUN!!!

7. When you leave main camp a senior and go to annex and become a junior again.

Why God?

8. When the PKC wants to call the last five after exams on assembly.

Hay! I can’t be a bango this term.

9. When you now hear your name called on assembly as one of the first five.

As a cracko!

10. You, after finishing Ikoyi run.

Glucose oh!

11. When you go and buy yellow buns and they tell you they have finished.

Why me?

12. When boys see one ISL boy at QC socials.

Leave this place.

13. When St Greg’s boys see you with a girl from Holy Child.

E go pain you die.

14. When the PKC sends you and your guys to go and rep for debate at QC.

Winning!

15. When you’re outside and you hear “FLOREAT!!!”

OLD BOY!

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