1. When you need condoms but none of your friends are around to steal from.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391044/plcwunurxlsnoqa2cs5z.jpg)
Nawa!
2. You, calculating whether to buy condoms now or free and buy pampers later.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395870/nnfvqql2wsnpyeyycrs4.gif)
Is the shame worth it?
3. You, praying that the pharmacist is not one middle-aged Nigerian woman.
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I don’t need the judgement.
4. When you enter the pharmacy and the place is full of old people.
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God forbid.
5. You, pretending to consider other items.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390959/dszoadbexrieef3fyote.jpg)
As if it’s not just condom you’re there for.
6. When you see someone from church enter the pharmacy.
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Hay God!
7. You, when someone just walks in and shouts “give me gold circle”.
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Boss!
8. When you buy things you don’t need just to shift attention from the condoms.
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See money I’m wasting.
9. How the pharmacist looks at you if you don’t have a ring on your finger:
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See your life.
10. When they are about to give you the “youths of today” speech.
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Just don’t, biko.
11. Your face, all through the purchase.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395790/bklpy8d3zw21nfxvufqv.gif)
Stop looking at me.
12. When they tell you they don’t have any black nylons.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390952/lifhnomvmdcjmd5h37tp.jpg)
You people want to expose me.
13. You, after realizing you can never go back to that pharmacy again.
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Shame will not allow me.