1. When you tell your mother you need clothes and she asks if you’ve finished wearing the ones you have.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391107/pyu17yfjl3zvbtwctj6a.jpg)
Hay God!
2. When your hear your mother shout “come and see if this shirt is your size”.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391301/scpuupwibkvs6xilfqpd.jpg)
YES!!!
3. Your face, when your mother says “you’ll grow into it”:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391061/rfmw2f6gpj0c6deufcad.jpg)
Be lying.
4. When you ask your mother to buy adidas for you and she comes home with:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391107/por940raeaii0l58ooxy.jpg)
“What’s the difference?”
5. When you ask your mother for a suit vs. When you ask your mother for jeans:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395983/xk1rfum8sxgvixpdjpwo.jpg)
If it is not “responsible” cloth, you are not smelling any money.
6. When she uses a broomstick to measure your shoe size before going to the market.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395805/gin9aghqptozuxl1oidk.jpg)
Which one is this?
7. When she still comes home with shoes that are two sizes too big.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391511/ywcq4xjuruu5bympxcsj.png)
She will now give you paper to chook inside.
8. When you ask her to help you buy something and she makes you follow her to the market.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391032/my3bcur7js4jwyuuzlq0.jpg)
Hian! On top socks?
9. When she refused to buy that shirt you liked just because of extra N500.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391545/hgfrzpllgiw7yuddeon2.jpg)
Na wa oh!
10. When she buys your Christmas clothes in July because it will be cheaper.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391103/h5sltp3btgrrqjmwedmb.jpg)
Mama the mama.
11. When she buys you something and you ask her how much it was.
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“Do you want to give me the money back?”
12. When she buys you and all your siblings the exact same cloth.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391601/zrxmp0slmlhx33uabihc.jpg)
Who is doing ‘and co’ with you people?
13. You, on that rare occasion your mother actually buys you something you like.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391510/ewjpnd7skm12vsignkuh.jpg)
Wow! So you sabi like this?