1. You move to a new area and finally make a rich friend“Hey man. I’m new to the area. Is that your Range Rover outside?”
2. Then he invites you to meet his other friends at his expensive house.And you’re wondering why one of them reminds you of Kanayo O. Kanayo.
3. They finally ask where you live so they can come check on you.So you have to make up the craziest lie about how your estate only allows visitors on Monday morning and Saturday midnight.
4. First night out as guys, and they decide to order at a fancy restaurant“Can I have a bottle of water, please? I’m fasting”
5. When they talk about their vacation trips but you’ve only gone to Ogbomosho“God. Why is my life like this? Who do I have to beg?”
6. Sharing interesting stories about the most trying times in their lives
But you can’t say your own because it sounds like something from “Labe Orun”.